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Lets talk turkey (food discussion)

Postby saltmummy » Wed Jun 15, 2016 8:44 am

I have yet to see a thread here about food. Either that or it died long ago. We are gonna share some food and we are gonna keep the politics out of it.
I like to cook, and have attempted in the last year some recipes of varying difficulty. I will share a few I think, starting with;

The smoked salmon chowder.
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It's actually fairly simple. The salmon I used was caught by my stepfather last year, and smoked in my own smoker prior to making it into soup. We will be including as a side, a simple garlic bread. Nothing too fancy about the garlic bread though.

What you'll need.
a quarter cup of olive oil
half a salmon, smoked*
three or four green onions or leeks (whatever your preference)
A large potato
A clove or two of garlic
two stalks of celery
salt and pepper (amount to your preference
a can of tomato paste
Two cups of milk
Two cups chicken broth
Half a cup of heavy cream

Preparation.
Dice your potato into small cubes as well as chopping up your leeks/onions and celery, mince your garlic, and flake your salmon.
While you are doing that, heat up the oil in a medium to large pot for about a minute and toss in your garlic and leek/onion to sautee for a couple minutes, not too long though or the garlic will burn. After that, toss in the celery, potato, salt, and pepper to cook for another couple of minutes. Remember to keep the potato and celery moving by stirring. As I said, the garlic will burn. Stirring will even out the heat and keep anything from sticking or burning as quickly. Add your chicken broth and allow the whole thing to sit on the heat until the potato is nice and tender. 15 to 20 minutes or so should be enough. Add the milk and tomato paste, and then the salmon. Simmer it, but do not allow it to boil. Boiling will cause the milk to separate, and we don't want that. While that's simmering, add your heavy cream and stir it. The heavy cream will thicken the soup up a bit into a nice chowder. If it doesn't thicken it up enough for you, you can add a teaspoon of corn starch mixed with half a cup of oil. If you want, you can also add smoked clams.

For the garlic bread, you'll need a loaf of french bread, butter, garlic, garlic salt, and a blend of parmesan and mozzarella cheeses.
Slice the loaf horizontally across the middle and set it on a sheet of aluminum foil. Take the butter, garlic, and garlic salt and mix them in a small bowl then spread it evenly on the two halves of bread. sprinkle the cheese as thick as you want on one slice of the bread and then put the two together like a sandwich. Wrap the whole thing up in the foil an stick it in the oven for about 15 to 20 minutes at 350 degrees. Your best bet to have everything ready in time is to do the garlic bread while the chowder is simmering.

* = You can also use canned, but you won't get the smoke flavor in the soup. If you go with packaged smoked salmon, two packages (about 16 ounces) should be enough.

Anyways, share, and as I said, no politics.
Last edited by saltmummy on Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:06 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby Lallaith » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:49 am

I think a recipe thread is nice, and your recipe sounds nice in theory, and i especially like how you smoked the fish your stepfather caught etc. And I'm sure your food tasted very nice.

But omg srsly that picture looks really disgusting.
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby saltmummy » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:24 am

ok... :cry:
I actually agree though, I just snapped a quick picture and didn't bother with the appearance. Guess I'll swap it out for some other picture or just get rid of it altogether.
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby Inotdead » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:28 am

the fk? I thought it looked pretty decent, I mean I would totally eat it, no doubt.
Or do we need a porcelain plate and silverware to enjoy food these days?
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby Kandarim » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:30 am

looks better than half the food I make :roll:
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby Flame » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:33 am

To me, donuts in a bar looked really disgusting. Purple? Toxic green? Black and red?? What disgusting colors for a food! What's wrong with you!!

I know, i know, you like it, don't kill me, i swear is true!! No! No! DONT! NUOOH!
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This topic is a good chance to force me to cook something i want to test.
I'll collect a bunch of photos and i'll post those here.
No bad comment will be accepted!!
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby saltmummy » Wed Jun 15, 2016 10:34 am

I thought about it for a minute and put the picture back up. ***** it. It may not look amazing, but it's mine.
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby Inotdead » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:15 pm

Flame wrote:To me, donuts in a bar looked really disgusting. Purple? Toxic green? Black and red?? What disgusting colors for a food! What's wrong with you!!

I know, i know, you like it, don't kill me, i swear is true!! No! No! DONT! NUOOH!
*Flame have been killed by an army of disgustly colorfull donuts fans*


I am kinda okay with colorful donuts, but I always thought that the ever popular rainbow cakes looked unappealing.

I mean stuff like this
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Like how is it superior in any way to the delightful simplicity of a straightforward buttery chocolate brownie? Well I tell you - in no way at all. ***** you rainbow cakes.

Anyway, I am not big of a culinary expert myself. If I do end up cooking, more often than not its something simple, like, I dunno, throw some tomatoes and eggs in the pan, that kind of stuff. And if for whatever reason I decide to make something a little bit fancy, then it probably takes me at least three times as long, since I realize I suck at this and try to take everything slow and careful as to not to ***** up.
I guess I am kinda okay at making homemade pizza? The dough is a ***** since it always differs depending on flour/yeast you buy, but I am getting there.
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby Flame » Wed Jun 15, 2016 2:53 pm

When you can throw the pizza dough on a wall and that comes back like a gummy ball, then it's fine. Lol.
Pizza is really hard to make, because is hugely elastic and yet easy to tear off!! I was in charge to craft some pizza in a train station self-service and it was horrible. No one had the time to teach me anything, which it's probably the main problem, but when i tried myself, i ended up trash some completely teared apart boughs and used a boring-crappy machine to flatten it.
It was not good. I didn't liked the taste myself, but meh, ain't other chances.

I watched now some video on youtube and they make it so easily that i feel envy. Damn. If only back at the time someone would had the care to teach me a bit. Tzè! <--- this sentence is complicate. Past simple, past not so simple. Oh well.
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Re: Lets talk turkey (sandwiches)

Postby Kandarim » Wed Jun 15, 2016 3:32 pm

on the other hand, I came for sandwiches and was disappointed.
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