The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

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The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby AFullCodpiece » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:19 am

Salemites,

It is with heavy heart that I announce the disbanding of the preeminent group in the game, SFRY. We will be remembered for our feats of valor eternally but it is time to pass the mantle on and reinvent ourselves. Personally, I like to think we suffered from the problems many of the greatest musical acts in history (Boyz 2 Men, N'Sync, Flock of Seagulls, etc) had-- too much success too fast. Fear not, however.....

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE FORMATION OF THE DRAKENBEARS against INTOLERANCE, CURSING, KILLING, and SUBTERFUGE

What we stand for:
1. Tenderness
2. Equality
3. Smoked Meats

I think it goes without saying that any hateful, racist,bullying or just plain mean talk on the forums will result in swift and fatal retribution in the game of Salem from our members. Although we've spoken with many of you in-game already, and things are moving at a great speed, we also wanted to make our presence known on the forums. There's a new sheriff(s) in the town of Providence.

Our current roster and offices/titles:

AFC: Head Drakenbear against Intolerence, Cursing, Killing, and Subterfuge
Dallance: Poombah, Totembearer, Official Diplomat
Judaism: Treasurer, Juicemaster
Icon: Herald of Spices
Bartimus: Guardian of Succulent Meats
John "Kwayzar" Carver: Tenderloin Emeritas & Night Ranger
Jcwilk: Beefiest of *******
Claeyt: Silencer of the Clams
DeepSixed: Unity Coordinator and Champion of Equality

Look upon our works, ye mighty, and despair

To be added to this illustrious roster, or just to leave a message supporting our aims, please post below.

Many Thanks,

AFC

P.S. I know many of you listen to music whilst traversing the land. If you looking for some dope beats, check out below. You're welcome in advance

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edit: Now even more fall-off-the-bone
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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby AFullCodpiece » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:23 am

I just got another PM. The fire rises.

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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby AFullCodpiece » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:29 am

ANOTHER PM (it may be tomorrow before I get to some of these as my ringworm is flaring back up again and I may have to call it an early night):

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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby belgear » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:32 am

What we stand for:
1. Tenderness
2. Equality
3. Smoked Meats

I do stand for all of these things
but sadly I cannot part with cursing
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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby AFullCodpiece » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:45 am

belgear wrote:
What we stand for:
1. Tenderness
2. Equality
3. Smoked Meats

I do stand for all of these things
but sadly I cannot part with cursing


I can't put my finger on it.....but I've got a good feeling about you Belgear. I think your "can do" attitude and positivity would be an attribute to our organization.

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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby Skrain » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:54 am

I've got a question. If you guys are against intolerance does that mean you don't mind cursing so much? If you did wouldn't that make you guys intolerant?
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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby Icon » Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:55 am

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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby belgear » Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:12 am

Skrain wrote:I've got a question. If you guys are against intolerance does that mean you don't mind cursing so much? If you did wouldn't that make you guys intolerant?

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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby jcwilk » Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:19 am

Please change my title to "Beefiest of the *****" as we discussed in our in-person "brainstorming" session
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Re: The Phoenix Rises from the Ashes...

Postby AFullCodpiece » Fri Feb 26, 2016 7:28 am

jcwilk wrote:Please change my title to "Beefiest of the *****" as we discussed in our in-person "brainstorming" session


My fault...forgot to change. My buddy Muskrat Mike called and his old lady is on his case (again) about his all night plumdrop sessions.
I'm made the necessary changes.

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