MM Episode III Feat. The Late Jordan Coles

[killertomas2]

dont think its a bug as u keep saying many things are as intended by jorb and loftar

[jwhitehorn]

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
First let me say that Stax's Reservation is coming along nicely! Populations are hitting an all-time high and I am confident that this newest iteration may even breach the enrollment levels we had at the first one.



However, I think its time for our next class.

Stax's Reservation 2.0
Misdirection 101

The first rule of misdirection is to have your opponent busy building 222 border stones to take back a silly mountain you don't care about. This allows you time to wander the base and find your bestest buddies claim.



If your misdirection is really good you may even have enough time to re-arrange that buddies base for them.



Now if you are doing things right you should get a result similar to this diagram.



And while these townmembers stay on teh east side of their base like the sheep they are you can continue on your journey.



At the end of this exercise you should see that you can be successful in taking down over 40% of the gates in even the most impenetrable of fortresses while their townmembers talk with random noobs, oblivious to it all.



Class Dismissed.

The only question that Stax should have at the end of class is. Did the other gates stay up because I couldn't kill them or did they stay up because I'm not done playing with him yet?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[alloin]

LOL

[darnokpl]

Damn Chief with 200BB sounds scary

[gregl26]

Hey gallows did you enjoy the play we were putting on for you with alts while chief broke into your base? let me see.... there was raggedy ann and andy, hitler and marylon monroe getting it on, and my fav.... zombie attack. Good times.

[Mushibag]

[jwhitehorn]

I received some feedback of people curious if we built all those leanto's or if they were actually claimed. Here you can see these leanto's are in-fact claimed and you can see the Chief working on building Pilgrim Hovels to meet the anticipated lack of housing supply for all the people looking to visit Stax's Base.



HS: squatter540

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[L33LEE]

Looks like someone got scalped in that pic.

Is that your doing chief ?

[grimreaper92]

i told you greg...im bob hope but the zombie aattack...that was classic

[Mushibag]

Implement new walls plx. Teh fortress of lies r impenetrable, therefore, the fact that Chief PeePooKaKa was able to break in must be a bug. This should be impossibru. Fix plx. This is a gamebreaking bug.





Also, I'm sure it will help speed things up if I mention that all of your favorite people from teh supa sekret group of old HnH players which the devs listen to are members of teh fortress of lies (aka Gallows Hill).