Meow's version of the Noke gets me giggling hard.
THE RUSSIAN BOOGEYMAN, THE DOOM PORN.
I will not waste time attempting to detract from Binks. But don't get it ***** up, fighting the Russian Boogeyman with radiance and gold at his back is flat out not it. Never happened.
If this Russian entity had existed, we all would have ceased from setting upon ourselves and dispatching the claimed evil entity, who in fact did have a "strangle hold" on the server but simply all quit due to the bias towards them from the Gods, for the inane ****** they would pull 24/7. (Sled warping, wall popping, lime gates, door blocking, running mobs into town, the list is long and nefarious.)
Seeing as they left, we all set to turning on ourselves and painting a story we all can read in the forums(which is exactly all that ever happened)
inb4 *lies*
Show me a dead Usernm, or a dead Windy on Roanoke, anyone from the upper Russian brass.