Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

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Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Brona » Wed May 06, 2015 1:50 pm

Good evening dear squatters,

Recently I was approached by a mysterious figure. The one who hid his face shadows called out to me in the market. Curious, I approached him and he said, "I have an offer you can't refuse. Meet me my partner in the den."
I was confused but had little time to ponder his statement before he whisked away back in to the shadows of the night. I weighed my options.
"Do I go meet this person in what would likely be a trap to rob me of my valuables, or do I just go home?"
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I decided to meet this "Partner" because being safe is so very boring.
I crept into the den. I saw Graham the dope dealer and gave him a nod. He nodded over to a person huddled down taking a long drag from a hookah and gave me a grim look.

Could my eyes be deceiving me? There disheveled and dirty sat the one and only Sitting Bull. My hand crept to the pocket in my cloak that held my loaded pistol.
He looked up at me and with a hazy smile said "welcome friend, have a seat and draw from this pipe with me."
I ordered a rig from the dealer and sat down next to him. Graham sat the fuming vase down in front of me and i took a long drag.
"I want to rebuild the tribe." SB said simply. These five words hit me with the force of a thousand screaming children. I almost started laughing and shouting in anger at the same time, but I held my composure.
"Think of it Brona, We'll lay waste to the server we'll kill everyone we'll show them the tribe isnt dead."

A thought then occurred to me.I should accept the offer on the table. "I can't have some moron running about ruining the the name of the MM Tribe." I thought.
The plan was set in motion. Sitting bull must either prove that he has become something far greater than he was previously, a true brave, a leader, or he would have to be put to death.



I traveled many days to find this new city that he had some how scammed from someone, the place that was to be the "New Tribal stronghold". I found a base with awful defenses and little rhyme or reason in the planning.
This was not a good start for sitting bull.

I told him exactly what needed to be done to get the base in proper working order.
I brought in a construction team to begin work on the wall.

Yesterday we finished it.

In the total time it took us to build the wall Sitting bull got 14 beavers for lards. and pumped one character to fifty and another to twenty-five to all biles on food someone else had cooked.
what he did do a lot of was smoking...
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And dreaming...
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Then the bull with the horns made of dross asked me a question and it made me reach my decision quickly
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THEY WOULD ***** KILL YOU!
HOW ***** DARE YOU COME TO ME AND TRY TO USURP THE LEGACY OF MY TRIBE.

A tribe that still lives...

The plan was set and the hour was neigh. I prayed to the great spirit and asked him to guide my way. To deliver myself and the tribe's legacy from darkness.


The plan was a success.
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The menace sitting bull is no longer a threat.

The legacy of the tribe is safe once again.


This I promise to All of my tribal ancestors, all braves, all of you.
While there is blood in my veins I shall defend that Legacy from all who would smear it.

Edit:had to edit because one of the pics had bad words
Last edited by Brona on Wed May 06, 2015 2:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Hose » Wed May 06, 2015 1:51 pm

Bruhna is my hero
My dog walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant gender-assuming bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender bestial sexist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Heffernan » Wed May 06, 2015 1:52 pm

but... but... wheres the loot?
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Thor » Wed May 06, 2015 1:52 pm

The entire town you dummy.
saltmummy wrote:You sad sad little man, my heart weeps for you. Better not go outside or your thin, tissue paper like skin might spontaneously rupture while your fragile sensibilities violently shatter spraying salt and urine all over the street.
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Procne » Wed May 06, 2015 1:55 pm

Just tribe doing what it always did - backstabbing peeps
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Suffragium » Wed May 06, 2015 1:56 pm

Gee, I sure do wonder who Agent S is.

I mean, what would a backstab be without him?

That claymore looks awfully familiar. Hmm...
Something deep or funny
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Hose » Wed May 06, 2015 1:57 pm

SB wants that lung cancer pritty damn hard
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Tylan » Wed May 06, 2015 1:58 pm

The nostalgia is strong with this one. How you fill me with the glorious memories of a misspent youth. Thank you for this, my friend. Thank you.
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby alloin » Wed May 06, 2015 2:02 pm

aah finally, I missed this kind of threads !!!
jorb wrote:all I see is misplaced machismo and a lot of very cheap talk. ^^

Darwat confirmed scrub!
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Re: Sitting Bull Final Vision Quest FAILED!

Postby Trenial » Wed May 06, 2015 2:11 pm

The silly part of it all is we all offered Brona the town from the get go, along with everything and full command. The tribe **** was mostly Suff, and after length of talking we all discouraged it. Anyways I figured the entire time there was some scheme going on, and thus just decided to give Brona his epic story before I started taking the game serious again. Enjoy the screenshot of a dead alt, and some nit picked conversation. I am handing out my accounts, and asking to be permanently banned.

Grow the ***** up guys. :cry:
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