Nubs are in Season

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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Brona » Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:34 pm

Lallaith wrote: Anyway, shut up lest the devs decide to make more things rot.


Too late. Incoming everything that rots IRL, rots in game. :lol:
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Strakknuva225 » Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:57 pm

Use fox **** (in this case, cougar ****) and leaves to make camoflauge. Become invisible, become the Big Boss of the (I'm assuming) 17th century!
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Scilly_guy » Sat Apr 11, 2015 7:19 pm

Brona wrote:
Lallaith wrote: Anyway, shut up lest the devs decide to make more things rot.


Too late. Incoming everything that rots IRL, rots in game. :lol:

Or worse, EVERYTHING rots, even the rocks.
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Nagualcina » Sat Apr 11, 2015 9:42 pm

I vote for eating and pooing, no-poo is always anoyed me in games...
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Brona » Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:19 pm

Nagualcina wrote:I vote for eating and pooing, no-poo is always anoyed me in games...

Incoming devolution of Salemites throwing their feces at one another.
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby trungdle » Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:21 pm

Brona wrote:
Nagualcina wrote:I vote for eating and pooing, no-poo is always anoyed me in games...

Incoming devolution of Salemites throwing their feces at one another.

Player's poop increase poopclain drain.
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Thor » Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:21 pm

Brona wrote:
Nagualcina wrote:I vote for eating and pooing, no-poo is always anoyed me in games...

Incoming devolution of Salemites throwing their feces at one another.


Back to the stone age, eh?
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby MagicManICT » Sun Apr 12, 2015 4:14 am

Nagualcina wrote:I vote for eating and pooing, no-poo is always anoyed me in games...


You would enjoy Redneck Rampage. (Now there's a game that needs a reboot.)
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby JohnCarver » Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:27 am

Mini Update #6:
*New Craftable Hat: Silver Circlet
*New Recipe: Pulpish Purgative.
*Effect of the Berrymash Purgative have been increased to 2 hours a gulp.
*Curious Cabbage Inspirational has been rebalanced.
*Bats now suck between 3-4.5 Blood per tick, down from 3-9. This was a necessary change because approx 18-25 years ago a woman got pregnant, most likely an accident. In the days, weeks, and most likely months following this occurrence she then decided on more than a handful of occasions that "just one glass of wine" will not make a difference during the pregnancy. Fast forward 2 decades or so and we are now at a point where the product of those decisions has somehow found a way to NOT notice a giant bat latched to their necks, and is attempting to hold me responsible for the previous mentioned series of events. Shame on you sirs.... Shame on you for making me do this change.
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Re: Nubs are in Season

Postby Nikixos » Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:29 am

And you patch the bats right after i got ko by two of them...
also bleed from beavers lol... who would think
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