Asleep at the Helms

[pistolshrimp]

I should have made a Darwothulhu mask...

You should have made a claeytulu mask...

This is really tempting... anyone have a bealthor the merchant screenshot handy? Perferably from as much of a horizontal angle as possible?

[Claeyt]

Hell will freeze over if such an item is introduced into the game; far worse than the clague that is present now but contained. We already thwarted that pandemic. Lets try not to have brimstone and hell-fire fall from the sky next with such a mask.

You have not stopped anything. I'm spreading from town to town as we speak. As I spread, the game grows and new players join us in this craziness.

Sad to see you go Bankee.

I should have made a Darwothulhu mask...

You should have made a claeytulu mask...

This is really tempting... anyone have a bealthor the merchant screenshot handy? Perferably from as much of a horizontal angle as possible?

Here's a nice pic of Belethor the Merchant for you.



There's already a mask of Belethor if you've never seen it.

[alloin]

It's Embie, it's all her fault!

[Judaism]

It's Embie, it's all her fault!

Don't blame her for beeing a retard.

[Judaism]

This clearly shows that this Embryanna has no consequence, I am glad that I was right all along.

On the side note, they failed very hard and using Darwoth as a retarded cover makes it even funnier.

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Judaism banned for 1 week for profanity in an image. Putting it in a spoiler doesn't make it okay.

~TotalyMeow

[Thor]

I rest my case.

[HolyLight]

It just goes to show, just because a person is nice, does not mean you can trust them.

Oh my, if what i hear is true, it really is pathetic why embie done it.

[belgear]

I am incredibly sad to see Bankee has left the game. I am glad I could help him secure his main character, and 95% (the part Darwoth did not get) of his stuff now resides with me. I shall wear the golden top hat on Sundays in memorial to the player lost.
Some people may have not gotten along with him, but he was always incredibly good to me and we spent many hours talking to each other (not many other people are willing (let alone want) to talk to me when I get to the point where I have been playing over 24 hours and am literally sleep talking in to the microphone about Lallaith and Meth playing scrabble (which they were not and I have no idea what made me think they were)) (yes I dream about Salemites playing scrabble)(chief always comes in and flips our scrabble board ***** a-hole)

At the end of the day this is just a game, and the only thing you will ever be able to take away from it are the relationships and friends that were forged through it. So please, remember your friends

[Heffernan]

I am incredibly sad to see Bankee has left the game. I am glad I could help him secure his main character, and 95% (the part Darwoth did not get) of his stuff now resides with me. I shall wear the golden top hat on Sundays in memorial to the player lost.
Some people may have not gotten along with him, but he was always incredibly good to me and we spent many hours talking to each other (not many other people are willing (let alone want) to talk to me when I get to the point where I have been playing over 24 hours and am literally sleep talking in to the microphone about Lallaith and Meth playing scrabble (which they were not and I have no idea what made me think they were)) (yes I dream about Salemites playing scrabble)(chief always comes in and flips our scrabble board ***** a-hole)

At the end of the day this is just a game, and the only thing you will ever be able to take away from it are the relationships and friends that were forged through it. So please, remember your friends

should share the wealth

[Darwoth]

well it would appear this thread has now been gutted (deleted, not even hinnomed) for no good reason as soon as it started getting good again, this is why i do not waste my ***** time cropping screenshots or delving into details for the public on my antics in lieu of "one day" posting them in the content section of my website away from the meddling hands of others.

since i saved the thread, this is what i had to say about bankee in the midst of all the other parties being retarded.

bankee is the biggest jackass i have met in salem and ranks at the top of the list for any game i have played.

i do not know or care about the details with the forum circlejerks vent drama, from my end bankee would constantly run his mouth to me in town because he thought i was shizuka's nw internet boyfriend or some **** and that is what led me to targetting him.

for 3 weeks each time he saw me in town i would get a message from him and learn such things as........

1> i am a pixel punk internet badass who would never dare insult him irl

2> he would of totally kicked my ass 20 years ago when he was a traffic cop ( )

3> i have a secret vent server in spite of the fact i have not had one in 6 or 7 years, and have connected to a vent at all maybe 4 times in the last 6 years.

4> i am a coward and a loser because i have no interest in coming to his vent and talking to him or other people i loathe.

5> i do not live in the state i have lived in for 8 years and i need to send him a copy of my drivers license ( )

6> all my kills and antics in game have been and are lies in spite of what the scalp score says.

7> i have died many many times to his group of retard buddies on "good" characters in spite of what the scalp score says (0 in most cases )

8> me and shizuka are a "thing" now and i have apparently taken her under my wing in spite of the fact we have had no discourse in weeks.



there is a LOT more, point is the guy is a delusional creeper that took the game itself and whatever fantasy of banging an internet youngster he cooked up WAY to seriously, exhibits textbook stalker behavior and incessantly ran his mouth when his typical tactic of bullying females and children was met with a go ***** yourself.

any hand i had in him quitting gives me a massive erection and i will chalk it up to improving salem as a whole.