Leaving Salem and giving away Nice Things

[Rololas]

What is up with all these captains lately?

[Mereni]

sockerkringla just won the Cotton competition with an impressive over 40% cotton puff. So, they do exist!

Next up, I will be standing in a random spot on the Providence claim. Whoever finds me gets a Gold Egg. If you happen to be a witch as well and can prove it with a doll of any kind, you'll also get a Rotten Walnut and a Bear Heart.

[Binks]

Who is Sky person again?

[Mereni]

There were 6 Golden Eggs to give away. Luso and a random naked guy found me simultaneously on the point of land where the river joins the lake. I was found a second time by someone who's name I unfortunately forgot to write down last night when I was standing next to the **** made out of boulders NW of town.

There are 3 eggs left and I still have the walnuts and bear hearts. Since I've been afk here for a couple hours and no one has found me, the next person who does will get one each of those as well.

[Mereni]

John Carver found me just now, but developers don't qualify, sorry.

If anyone really wants these items, but is too lazy to find me, I suggest you bribe him.

[Flink]

Is JC even Bribable?

[belgear]

Is JC even Bribable?

yes

[Yes]

Are you wearing the white shirt?

Got my share, thanks.

[Mereni]

Congratulations to Yes, who found me standing just outside the old tribe town where a silly newbie once took a screenshot of me making leather and called me a bot. He got a Golden Egg, a Rotten Walnut, and a Bear Heart.

Captain Planet got the last egg and he too found me while I was AFK baking some banana bread. In case anyone is wondering, it just came out of the oven and it is delicious.

[Mereni]

So, most of my nice things have been given away. I still have a Mystery Hat Box and Stocking I intended to give to Magicman, but he has declined any gifts. I also have a full set of untouched Redcoat's gear, including the legacy backpack, some Sunflower and Etterfang artifices, and a few other pieces of store clothes that are fresh. I'm not sure exactly when I'll be giving these away, but I intend to do it in Dock Club fights. Probably I'll sponsor the fights tomorrow, or more likely next Sunday as I'm pretty busy this weekend.

I also have an array of tools and other items useful to newbies. I'll give these away at some point in Providence, though I'm not sure how. I had originally intended to give all my things away in one big drop party in Providence, even the geese, but the behavior of people in Providence in general and their greediness when I dropped a few Walnut cuttings changed my mind. It's too bad there's no system for donating gear to genuinely new players, but I can't even think of one to suggest.