Welcome Marp Tarpton

[MarpTarpton]

Listen, man. I dont care how many Google images you send me. Lobsters are red and if you try to keep pushing your non-red lobster agenda, I won't let you use the restroom today.

[JohnCarver]

lol... good times. I forgot about that until you re-posted it LOL.

[Scilly_guy]

I am just off to pack up my weekly catch of lobsters to send to market, I don't need to use google image search to know what they look like, I handle hundreds of them every week, 90% of people are shocked to discover they are actually blue, I'm not surprised they are red in the game.

[MagicManICT]

Listen, man. I dont care how many Google images you send me. Lobsters are red and if you try to keep pushing your non-red lobster agenda, I won't let you use the restroom today.

I always figured JC for an evil overlord. Now it's confirmed.

[trungdle]

I figure Marp Tarpton is just another self of JohnCarver. This is how he cope with the extreme harassment and stresses that we put on him.

[MagicManICT]

I figure Marp Tarpton is just another self of JohnCarver. This is how he cope with the extreme harassment and stresses that we put on him.

Then how you explain all the alt personalities before the MM acquisition of Salem?

[Darwoth]

everyone knows i am marptarpton

[Michael]

everyone knows i am marptarpton

I always just assumed Darwoth and Chief were the same person :/

[Darwoth]

[DarkNacht]

everyone knows i am marptarpton

I always just assumed Darwoth and Chief were the same person :/

Everyone other than you is Darwoth, this game is just you and thousands of Darwoth alts.