Franklin The Pure

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Should a statue of Franklin be placed in/around the church in Boston?

Yes! Rape all the Gnomes!
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Maybe, if Chief PeePooKaka endorses it.
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No, I don't believe in turtle heaven.
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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby Nictos » Wed Oct 08, 2014 1:08 am

pistolshrimp wrote:Turtles all the way down


Ah yes, the world turtle. The (salem) world IS flat. And Franklin is holding it.
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Time moves at that which Franklin moves, any 'speed' one is to interpret is relative to that of the 'holy pace'
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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby Sephorin » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:24 am

Nictos wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:Turtles all the way down


Ah yes, the world turtle. The (salem) world IS flat. And Franklin is holding it.

Of course that is the case. Has any true believer ever said or thought otherwise?
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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby trungdle » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:27 am

Let it be known that the turtulocide has already been started. If godly Franklin has to do something, it will be the sacrification of his own shell to give all the other turtles salvation.
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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby Sephorin » Wed Oct 08, 2014 3:34 am

Alas, the Great Franklin has granted the inhabitants of the world free will. If people choose to proceed in their sacrilegious quest to destroy that most holy of species, the Almighty Franklin shall not stop them. He can only hope that such misguided miscreants shall one day realize their mistakes and walk into the light.
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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby Ukhata » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:08 am

Franklin and his apostle

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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby Nictos » Thu Oct 09, 2014 7:59 am

OMG. SEXUAL LOBSTER SHOWS FRANKLIN. (At 0:35)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOWXQIDSY8

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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby MarpTarpton » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:18 pm

If Franklin and/or his prophet could supply some kind of literature, possibly handed out door-to-door, so the common men and women of Providence can know what is expected of them by such a divine creature, I'm sure it would be greatly appreciated.
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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby Heffernan » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:00 pm

MarpTarpton wrote:If Franklin and/or his prophet could supply some kind of literature, possibly handed out door-to-door, so the common men and women of Providence can know what is expected of them by such a divine creature, I'm sure it would be greatly appreciated.


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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby Nictos » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:46 pm

Heffernan wrote:
MarpTarpton wrote:If Franklin and/or his prophet could supply some kind of literature, possibly handed out door-to-door, so the common men and women of Providence can know what is expected of them by such a divine creature, I'm sure it would be greatly appreciated.


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I laughed at this because on my way to work I was actually stopped by someone. He was like, "What do you think about the bible?" I be all like, "Franklin is the one true god" and ran off.
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Re: Franklin The Pure

Postby Sephorin » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:52 pm

Nictos wrote:I laughed at this because on my way to work I was actually stopped by someone. He was like, "What do you think about the bible?" I be all like, "Franklin is the one true god" and ran off.

Ha, excellent! But you never know. Maybe the person who asked you what you thought about the Christian bible was actually a follower of Franklin. Of course, Franklin is not very well known yet, so that person couldn't very well start off with "What do you think about Franklin?"
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