King Charles introduces the Tax Collectors

[darnokpl]

Thing is, people pay taxes in exchange for their protection. We will gladly pay if you can assure us peace and no "native indian" pretender, raider harrassing our settlements. And when I say no indian, it means you have to track the chief and kill him and when raiders do attack us, you will have to track and finish them off. That's what I call a good use of tax money.

The King has plenty of room inside his walls to offer protection to the defenseless.

What are King's requirements to get his protection?

[thl111]

Thing is, people pay taxes in exchange for their protection. We will gladly pay if you can assure us peace and no "native indian" pretender, raider harrassing our settlements. And when I say no indian, it means you have to track the chief and kill him and when raiders do attack us, you will have to track and finish them off. That's what I call a good use of tax money.

The King has plenty of room inside his walls to offer protection to the defenseless.

Good dodge. Now try again.

What are King's requirements to get his protection?

Heap big money .

[colesie]

There is room for negotiation !

We show mercy for those who haven't sinned, the mannered and the brave.

Glorious leader is very kind, indeed!

Finally an individual who sees the positive sides of taxations !

You shall be showered with silvers my friend !

Huzzah!

[alloin]

Thing is, people pay taxes in exchange for their protection. We will gladly pay if you can assure us peace and no "native indian" pretender, raider harrassing our settlements. And when I say no indian, it means you have to track the chief and kill him and when raiders do attack us, you will have to track and finish them off. That's what I call a good use of tax money.

The King has plenty of room inside his walls to offer protection to the defenseless.

Good dodge. Now try again.

What are King's requirements to get his protection?

Heap big money .

Indeed, the King is only interested in wealth, but will gladly share it with his villagers.

We don't interfere with the natives (yet) as they have helped and thaught us alot lately !

[jwhitehorn]

We don't interfere with the natives (yet) as they have helped and thaught us alot lately !

It is true that our people fully support the action of these noble collectors. In our society it is custom for once a week a young brave to get naked, walk through our pit of trials and present the great Chief a fresh Earthworm. One so fresh that the aroma of recently tilled soil drifts off its body. We see the collection/donation/contribution of your silly coins a similar tradition and are both flattered and entertained by your rituals and customs that surround such foolish "currency".

Long live your king (silly name for a chief IMO) tax collectors.... Long live your king.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Potjeh]

We don't interfere with the natives (yet) as they have helped and thaught us alot lately !

What are you, French?

[alloin]

We don't interfere with the natives (yet) as they have helped and thaught us alot lately !

What are you, French?

Did we surrender ?

[Potjeh]

-----------------the joke->






your head

[alloin]

More taxes !

[MinionHPL]

this whole thread is a blatant copy of the chief, attention ***** much?

oh hurr durr I r collect taxes hurr durr

part of me hopes your a chief alt, otherwise your just 100% lame.