Offering 1000 silver to know how to get golden eggs

[Nektaris]

Please send a PM.

[RonPaulFTW]

Please send a PM.

Dump rare fertile poop in compost bin

Get golden worms.

Feed golden worms to turkeys.

Or

Feed 30 coops of turkeys and wait for the RNG to be kind to you.

Or

Hunt 1000 wild turkeys and hope the RNG is kind to you

Or

Chop down 1000 trees and hope the RNG is kind to you

[alloin]

Please send a PM.

Dump rare fertile poop in compost bin

Get golden worms.

Feed golden worms to turkeys.

Or

Feed 30 coops of turkeys and wait for the RNG to be kind to you.

Or

Hunt 1000 wild turkeys and hope the RNG is kind to you

Or

Chop down 1000 trees and hope the RNG is kind to you

Yep, now he'll have to find out which one it is

[DarkNacht]

Please send a PM.

Dump rare fertile poop in compost bin

Get golden worms.

Feed golden worms to turkeys.

Or

Feed 30 coops of turkeys and wait for the RNG to be kind to you.

Or

Hunt 1000 wild turkeys and hope the RNG is kind to you

Or

Chop down 1000 trees and hope the RNG is kind to you

Yep, now he'll have to find out which one it is

Only one of them matches up with the Grimms' Fairy Tale that JC hinted at.

[alloin]

you forgot to say it's birch tree's

[Nektaris]

I should have posted it in help...

[Kandarim]

aww, these answers are better than none at all

[RonPaulFTW]

Only one of them matches up with the Grimms' Fairy Tale that JC hinted at.

That would be the golden goose tale... But JC doesn't really want us deforesting salem now does he?

http://www.authorama.com/grimms-fairy-tales-50.html

1000s please

[lachlaan]

In that tale, a little gray man is the source of the goose, so clearly ... the way to obtain this goose is :

[RonPaulFTW]

In that tale, a little gray man is the source of the goose, so clearly ...

Did you skim past the part about cutting down the tree and finding the golden goose in the roots...?