I'm writing a book and I could use some input

[Champie]

Your imitation of MM Inc. is uncanny.

Wow, I really hope you mean that because I have seen other people do things and I know that I can do stuff like that to but I can't rally get caught up writing a letter to my mom or finish that short story about the pinapple (I never told you guys about that, oh you will want to hear about but maybe when we are taking a break sometime) or a bunch of boring stuff that was hard to do like right poetry because every word has to have meaning and then to make it rhyme at the end really messes up what I want to say. I really need the space of at least 300 pages to make something that could turn into something big becaause I hate when I have to stop because I get to the bottom of a page and then I still have a lot to write on the nextpage but there are no pages left.That is why I need you guys to tell me some good stuff about characters (I am really good with adding other things behind the characters, or even making the main character the fictional character MushMouth created by me not be as important in some scenes where maybe some of you who help can be people who are in front and walk by and maybe talk on their phones of go into a building. Oh man, I havent even thought of building yet, but really it should be ok because building arent as important especially after 150 pages where the fictional character MushMouth created by me is saved by Dereon (neored! thanks for awesome idea!) then building not so important.

[Claeyt]

If you're going to add a character based on me to your book, please make her female. Thank you.

TotalyMeow just became a whole lot more sexy .

[loftar]

But Claeyt, isn't that comment rampant sexism? Don't you have to kowtow to your liberal gods now in apology for objectifying the female body?

#tropesvswomeninvideogames #headmates #fronting

[Dallane]

But Claeyt, isn't that comment rampant sexism? Don't you have to kowtow to your liberal gods now in apology for objectifying the female body?

#tropesvswomeninvideogames #headmates #fronting

White Knight reporting in sir

[Realak]

[Suffragium]

Pretty sure Mereni=TotalyMeow.

[Dallane]

Pretty sure Mereni=TotalyMeow.

Thats what i was thinking.

[Kaios]

Pretty sure Mereni=TotalyMeow.

Thats what i was thinking.

me 2

[neored9]

If you're going to add a character based on me to your book, please make her female. Thank you.

TotalyMeow just became a whole lot more sexy .

#creeper

[Champie]

My hope with this thread was that the community would be interested in helping a wanna-be writer write the novel of his dreams. All I needed was the undivided support of the forum and I could have really made something awesome with all my good ideas from watching other people write and do things. I thought that if I could get someone else to donate or sell to me some of their work that I could make it better with all my ideas.

Obviously the forum community saw right through my hoax and refused to to participate. Instead they called me out as "crazy" for suggesting that they should support my effort without any evidence that I was capable of doing what I said I wanted to do, even though I shared all my great ideas.

The Salem community is smart - they never fall for empty promises or accept claims of competency without proof.

Mods, please lock this thread.