Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

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Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Tylan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:50 pm

Gather around ye nubs and nubbettes, for this thread will tell you all you need to know about Salem in a style no one can help but understand. Claeyt, the renowned King of the Carebears, will assist the community in guiding your little bottoms as your take your first steps in Salem and beyond!

The rules are simple. Using MS Paint, crayons, or other artistic media, show the community how to avoid common pitfalls to which the average noob may unwittingly fall prey. However, you must use Claeyt, portrayed as you see fit, to channel your message.

It should be emphasized that you should avoid focusing on Claeyt as the subject. The purpose of this is strictly to assist noobs with a picture-book style reference guide to avoid hazards in the game. However, for the sake of continuity and community involvement, I feel Claeyt would be an excellent subject for showing how to not do things. After all, who likes helping others like him?

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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Tylan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 7:56 pm

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jorb wrote:you fat-fingered, trigger happy nabbly-boos.

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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby jwhitehorn » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:28 pm

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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Darwoth » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:36 pm

this is really great :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

wish i had better paint skills.
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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Chiprel » Fri Dec 27, 2013 9:58 pm

When you guys get more of those. You could politely ask Kandarim to add new buttons to open those pictures in 'tutorial menu' in his client :lol:
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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Tylan » Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:26 pm

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jorb wrote:you fat-fingered, trigger happy nabbly-boos.

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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Judaism » Fri Dec 27, 2013 10:48 pm

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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Claeyt » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:44 pm

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jorb wrote:(jwhitehorn) you are an ungrateful, spoiled child


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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Claeyt » Fri Dec 27, 2013 11:57 pm

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Re: Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Postby Kandarim » Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:25 am

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I have neither the crayons nor the time to explain it to you.
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