The NSA and the GCHQ have infiltrated Salem

[Darwoth]

shut up Claeyt

[Claeyt]

Dallane, Chief and Darwoth all confirmed NSA players.

[Darwoth]

it is director darwoth to you *******

[Amour_Vulpes]

-Scissors.-

In that case mind offering me the place Snowden left? I can guarantee I can do the work of three, including your "missing-in-action" one, in a days time.

[Darwoth]

yes, but new policy dictates all agents must be high speed low drag types. as such the first step in your application is to infiltrate Roanoke, link up with local militias and take out the the forum terrorist known as muhammed-akmed-jabal-al-asiri-an-claeyt-hussein

[Amour_Vulpes]

How about me just using a drone? My special-gaming-abilities are a bit rusty, and I scored the highest on all of the flight simulations. Well, except that one non-simulation, but who cares about the civilians.

[Darwoth]

sounds good to me, you can use any method you like including causing his head to spontaneously detonate by debunking his lefty drivel with logic and facts.

[Amour_Vulpes]

Any method to my liking? You just opened the candy shop for me then.

In that case I choose propaganda.

[Claeyt]

Oh No, Darwoth has a girlfriend.

[Amour_Vulpes]

-Scissors.-

You're assuming that I am female?