No-Goodniks Nixed: Tribe Stalls Apocalypse by Scalping the Horsemen!
Local reports show that within four hours of Ronin's post regarding the coming of three horsemen (and one teleporting alt) to Roanoke and the assumption of control over CoD, a Tribal council was called to discuss how to deal with the slanderous group of ne'erdowells. More often in recent weeks, it has fallen to the Tribe to traverse the great waters between servers to settle matters of justice in other port cities. So too, it would seem, the Tribe must answer this call.
Not only was the lack of evidence in the so-called "victory" astounding, but many of you didn't believe it. Well, the Tribe doesn't rely on forum posts for its intelligence, and had it on good authority that there truly were terrible attrocities taking place down the lane.
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Worms. Crates full of them, sat in captivity in the possession of the equestrian dandies. This would not stand. Upon penetrating Roanoke with his singing log in the lead, the Chief did not have to seek far to find the culprits doing their dirty deeds behind the bushes!
Just as the Tribe suspected! The Three ***** claims were simply an illusion and their abilities merely a smokescreen for inadequacy and daddy issues. Leaping into action, the Tribe dispatched the villains with ease. A brief chase ensued, a vague detail that will surely have you believing this, but they were no match for the Tribe. (3) horses were freed as their riders enjoyed a dirt nap. Do you see that number? Let me do it again for emphasis.
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The Roanokians celebrated Whovian style as the Chief collected the final scalp.
Trust me because this is underlined, you need not fear these horseless men any longer!
Needless to say, the worms were taken back to the shores of Plymouth where the dirt is fresh with peace and freedom. As Roanoke continues to resist the positive changes that continue to trickle down from the north, all know who the true victors were on this day.
I'm not going to say their guilt was inherent, but here are some
BIBLE QUOTES
And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion.
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You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination. If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their guiltiness is upon them
