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The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:04 am
by gregl26
Welcome new players!

Salem can be a difficult place and is rather unwelcoming at times. To combat this MM Tribe presents The Reservation as part of our community service outreach program.

The Reservation is a friendly area where you can learn the game in peace. There are helpful veterans there to give advice and other new players to join you in your adventures in the land of Salem.

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All of the tools you will need will be supplied for you. Every aspect of The Reservation is designed to teach you the fundamentals of the game.

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There are leantos ready and waiting for you!

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All are welcome to come and join as we begin building a better tommorrow, today!

The Reservation will host many events in the near future. We are proud to present weekly Turkey Races, Thanksgiving Turkey farms where a turkey execution specialist will assist you, Reindeer petting zoos, seminars on the power of the mighty Earthworm and Holy Apple from which he was begat, and much more!

To join just come on over to the southwest corner of Boston or find a smoothstone and use your wilderness port. The hearthstone secret is bfs. It stands for best friends which is what we all hope to become.

Hope to see you all very soon and remember....

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Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:47 am
by jwhitehorn
Reservation is currently looking for new players. The last batch was killed by the Evil Mishibag but we will be rebuilding and his murders shall not stop us on our Mission Statement to provide a helpful place for new Salem members!

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:11 am
by AAlex
Good luck :P

Peace grid 2.0? ;p

Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:08 am
by Symphonic
Theres a bunch of dead people there, thats all you see when you spawn

Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:17 am
by staxjax
Symphonic wrote:Theres a bunch of dead people there, thats all you see when you spawn


Well that is not too reassuring now, is it?

Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:35 am
by Mushibag
WARNING!!

Just a warning to all new people wanting to join the chief's reservation, he is currently sending people to their deaths. DO NOT spawn at his "new reservation" as it is not his reservation, he is sending you into a battle zone and it will likely result in your death and the loss of your character.

We had the first one spawn a little bit ago, and he was sent back to Boston with his bags packed. Unfortunately, now he no longer has the option to use his free wilderness guide trip. So, even if you are lucky enough to be sent to Boston instead of killed, you will lose your complimentary guide option.

WARNING!!

Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:06 am
by Symphonic
Mushibag wrote:
jwhitehorn wrote:Reservation is currently looking for new players. The last batch was killed by the Evil Mishibag but we will be rebuilding and his murders shall not stop us on our Mission Statement to provide a helpful place for new Salem members!

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Ok, I was going to keep quiet, but I have decided that I should reveal the truth to everyone.

Chief PeePooKaKa actually asked me to come and cleanse his reservation, because that group of newbies was not satisfactory, and he wanted to start with a fresh batch. Sorry Chief, the truth was bound to come out eventually.


gasp, i need proof

Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:06 am
by Dallane
Symphonic wrote:gasp, i need proof


All the proof u need

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1913&start=40#p21834

Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 2:57 pm
by Mushibag
WARNING!!

Just a warning to all new people wanting to join the chief's reservation, he is currently sending people to their deaths. DO NOT spawn at his "new reservation" as it is not his reservation, he is sending you into a battle zone and it will likely result in your death and the loss of your character.

We had the first one spawn a little bit ago, and he was sent back to Boston with his bags packed. Unfortunately, now he no longer has the option to use his free wilderness guide trip. So, even if you are lucky enough to be sent to Boston instead of killed, you will lose your complimentary guide option.

WARNING!!

Re: The Reservation welcomes all new players!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:45 pm
by Tonkyhonk
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