[Plymouth] MM*MART Offers Impenetrable Vault!

[jwhitehorn]

Greetings Fine Citizens of Salem,
You read that header correctly! The people who brought you the Cupboard Auctions are now back and with an even greater bargain than ever! For the first time on the open market MM Tribe will be selling the Vault Location for Gallows Hill! This unique and one of kind piece of Real Estate has onced housed some of Plymouth's more infamous villains such as:

StaxJax (Captain America)
Hustlinguistics
Mushibag
Dallane
Bait

So ask yourself this. If this vault was good enough for them? How could it NOT be good enough for you! Lets take a look at the construction shall we?



This vault has been hand crafted by the best bots money can buy and I can assure you that no tile of dirt is unlevel and no stone wall out of place. Only the best craftsmanship went into this project. But what could it be worth you ask? Don't worry we have done the math for you!

132 Braziers = 528 Iron Bars = 66,000 Silver (Market Stall Prices)

53 Stone Corner Pieces = 795 Pieces of Granite = 1,590 Silver
53 Stone Corner Pieces = 795 Pieces of Lime = 2,385 Silver in Lime

14 Plank Corner Posts = 210 Dry Boards = 8,400 Silver
14 Plank Corner Posts = 90 Nails = 2,250 Silver
14 Plank Corner Posts = 140 Planed Boards = 11,200 Silver
14 Plank Corner Posts = 56 Oiled Boards = 8,960 Silver

1,274 Stone Segments = 1,274 Granite = 2,548 Silver

320 Plank Segments = 640 Dry Boards = 25,600 Silver
320 Plank Segments = 320 Planed Boards = 25,600 Silver

For a GRAND TOTAL of 154,533 Silver in raw materials.



Now for the labor valuation it can become difficult but this was done by our best Tribal construction estimators.

Digging Flattening = 13 Hours
Actual Wall Building (1 Minute a Segment for gathering mats, placing, and building) = 29 Hours
Smelter runs = 352 (*45 minutes a run) = 264 Hours

For a GRAND TOTAL of 306 hours to replicate (assuming you had all the stone wall mats already).


How it Works (FAQ):
*Silver exchange and oversight will be solicited to both The Great Spirit and The Sexy Moo. If both decline to help facilitate a fair and honest transaction then a neutral 3rd party will be selected.
*All gates will be rebuilt and left unlocked so that the new buyer can key it to their own key.
*The Fields will be harvested and destroyed prior to handing over
*In the event the bid fails to meet the minimum Reserve then the vault will be next marketed "For Rent".
*Bidding can be done via forum PM, IIRC, or In Game whispers.
*Bids must be done in 5,000 Silver Increments
*No Discussing our acquisition of this asset in this Thread. There is a place for all trolling/raging in the HoB. This thread is for legitimate interest in buying this asset only.


As always MM*Mart prides themselves on providing our goods for UNDER replication costs. As such the bidding will begin at 70% of the cost of the materials!

Keep in mind that at 100,000 silver = $2,000 in the Salem Store. Divide that by the minimum 306 hours to replicate and you will be buying this vault for $5.49/hr That is less than minimum wage in most states! Don't miss this opportunity!

Current Bid: 105,000 Silver


Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[jwhitehorn]

Testimonials from Previous Vault Inhabitants:

But this leads me to believe that our fortress of lies is now completely impenetrable, and we actually have no need to even build the new walls at the moment.

I'm failing to see how that even compares to the Fortress of Lies.

Implement new walls plx. Teh fortress of lies r impenetrable,

No one spies on the fortress of lies

Unlike you, I actually went to check out this so called 'Gallows Hill' town, and I can assure you that he is not getting summon killed tonight or any other night if he does indeed live there.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[staxjax]

You forgot to show them the other 8-10 walls around the ones in your screenshot.

[jwhitehorn]

You forgot to show them the other 8-10 walls around the ones in your screenshot.

Those are not for sale and are not part of this transaction. The Church will remain in possession of the Tribe and the claims around it will be given to new players.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[staxjax]

That's what I thought. The vault will be nothing but grief bait if anybody decides to buy it. I think you should have included that bit in the OP as it clearly lowers the overall value of the land you are trying to sell. Thanks for clarifying anyways, though.

[jwhitehorn]

That's what I thought. The vault will be nothing but grief bait if anybody decides to buy it. I think you should have included that bit in the OP as it clearly lowers the overall value of the land you are trying to sell. Thanks for clarifying anyways, though.

I fail to see how it is any less "secure" for the new buyer. You essentially were throwing random players all around the vault and didn't seem to care. At least the new buyer will be coached and trained by us on how to appropriately set up a P-claim.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[staxjax]

They weren't random players, and they are all still here. We are looking forward to our new location and for the revenge that will be had upon you and your midgets.

Although the MM tribe holds up their end of the deal on most if not all of their trades, anybody buying this well known location on the map is bound to be griefed by the MM tribe, or the members of our village. This is just a friendly warning for anybody that thinks buying this is a good idea.

[jwhitehorn]

Although the MM tribe holds up their end of the deal on most if not all of their trades, anybody buying this well known location on the map is bound to be griefed by the MM tribe, or the members of our village. This is just a friendly warning for anybody that thinks buying this is a good idea.

This is a good point.

Note to Potential Buyers: MM Tribe will negotiate a NAP (Non-Agression-Pact) with the buyer. As Mr. StaxHax himself has explained several times on these forums this vault is in fact impenetrable (See testimonials above) by everybody but us. Therefore, with an agreement in place that we will not raid it (assuming of course you confine within the guidelines of the NAP on who you may raid/leave scents on) you should be invincible.

In regards to being on StaxHax radar to be raided.
#1: He now leads a bunch of corpses.

#2: The fact they believed it was invincible shows that they themselves did not believe they could breach it.

#3: The Tribe is willing to also institute a Protection Agreement where we will summon kill anybody who leaves a scent or makes a partial attempt at destroying your vault for (3) months. If we fail to honor this agreement we will issue a partial refund.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Kaol]

You are doing something wrong if it takes you 45 minutes of time to run a smelter.

[dageir]

I can be third party if nobody wants to. I know Im not well known, but if I do this right, you know you can trust me with anything later on.
As a side note: Im not taking sides in the conflict. Im just a neutral middleman.