Salem

ZtyX, you can end this by merely paying the fine reporting to the windmill until patch day. Your just hurting your town, friends, mother, father, dog, neighbors dog, Darwoth, new players from across the world playing on all different servers, everyone you ever saw or will see.

I have erected a windmill, you will surrender yourself and be covered in flour. You will be locked in the windmill until patch day with several flour eating crickets, ill-tempered crickets. This is an unusually slow and unpredictable torture device and if the gods allow you will be released unharmed.

1> there will be no more humus sold on my stalls once current stocks run out.
2> all outstanding negotiations for high end purity boards are cancelled
3> all purity worm food that you retards have been begging me for will no longer be restocked.
4> anyone associating with ZytX or his town, direct family or neighbors and all those from holland will be killed at the first opportunity. as well as others until justice has been fairly served.
5> you will pay a fine of 5k silver for annoying me.


if all the above criteria is met Jamestown shall be spared the wrath of the Mighty babychief and if still alive you shall be released unharmed on patch day, if these criteria are not met you will be single handedly responsible for ruining everyone and everything jamestown and not only have killed yourself but the entire world as we know it.

sorry for not following the politics in jamestown, but im very curious.
is this guy charged with being an annoyance to you for posting what loftar said in irc?

p.s.
someone had trolled a seemingly new player in irc a day before as well, saying jamestown is a testing server that is to be closed soon.

Tonkyhonk wrote:-Scissors.-

Honestly.

We've no ***** idea who this is.

Amour_Vulpes wrote:-Scissors.-

I assume some kid got into his parents' liquor cabinet and misspelled "hello kitty" as "salem" into the google search bar.

Amour_Vulpes wrote:Honestly. We've no ***** idea who this is.

Tonkyhonk wrote:is this guy charged with being an annoyance to you for posting what loftar said in irc?

Ztyx angered the Darwoth because of his views on how the devs should handle the imbalance between the stronk and weak in Salem. babychief is upset that Darwoth is taking ingame steps to "punish" Ztyx (viewtopic.php?f=6&t=8265&start=100#p107175) and is just being an ass.

It's quite the saga.

oh, of course. babies always have to show how upset they are, very loudly.
thanks, Tylan.

ZtyX - do not give up!

Cute. Another brown nose.

baby chief, I don't know if you're a sock-puppet or if you're just trying to troll people but you have to work for months and months before you're able to troll on these forums. Darwoth has been doing this for months and we know that he may be capable of taking on Utopia through treachery or sheer force. He may also fail and lose a large character. You have been here for a week or two and you may not get yet that everybody on these forums knows each other really, really well.

If you're trying to be sarcastic, then you need to write in blue like this:

babychief is a force on Salem.

Prove you can do something or build up your character.

Claeyt wrote:If you're trying to be sarcastic, then you need to write in blue like this:

babychief is a force on Salem.

before leaving this section of the forums, one piece of advice to op,
dont listen to Claeyt, or join Claeyt.