Salem

'Ello Gents,

I was traveling the lumberwoods the other day hunting creatures of darkness when a magical thrush alighted on a branch not far from me. This little birdy told me a deep dark secret. The tribe was attempting to establish a foothold on Roanoke by using bully tactics on towns and attempting to scare them into submitting. The little birdy then went on to say it knew of a location where the chief was raping mother nature attempting to steal her lime.

I immediately canceled all my appointments and ran to the location. I then called in SB to check for evidence this was a Chief/MM lime operation.
Sb confirmed there was tribe filth and excrement all over the location. "It reeks of Pee, and Poo, And Caca" he said.


So we got to work. In the end justice was served.


Bonus! Loot from Crates:
x4 shovels
x1 pickaxe
x30 50-60% cabbage

reserved

If I knew where this was I would collect the scents and kill you just for being dumb. Unfortunately I do not. The Tribe will compensate any Roanoke citizens who can provide us with a map and/or location of these scents.

P.S. Here is our real facility. So you can not look like a fool next time:



I also have no clue why somebody would "pclaim" the entire pit? Roanoke people are just silly.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Care to prove that's not a Plymouth lime pit of yours? Oh wait, you can't.
We got inside info that was yours, denial is an ugly thing my pretty.


I'm not claiming this is some amazing huge raid or anything, just a precursor to wiping out your town on Roa
See you soon, my sweet

Roninsword wrote:Care to prove that's not a Plymouth lime pit of yours? Oh wait, you can't.
We got inside info that was yours, denial is an ugly thing my pretty.

God damn your stupid.....

Plymouth Lime Pit CLEARLY shown in our Lime Program.
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=7439

I can only imagine what "insider" information looks like when analyzed by the likes of you three lol. Keep blowing up more random lime pits on these anonymous tips though. I find it hilarious.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

do you find it hilarious? Do you? Because to me or anyone else you seem to be backpedaling and in full blown PR mode. Jus sayin.
you cropped a picture in defense how quickly? a minute? Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

Roninsword wrote:do you find it hilarious? Do you? Because to me or anyone else you seem to be backpedaling and in full blown PR mode. Jus sayin.
you cropped a picture in defense how quickly? a minute? Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

Your a special kind of dumb so I had no choice but to give you special attention . Dont' you think if that WAS my lime pit I would be a bit busy gathering scents, tracking you, logging on alts, and generally giving a **** about it? All I'm interested in now is the real owner of said pit coming forward so you can lose a character for absolutely nothing.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

There is a bigger story to this about how "stuipd" and clueless about your surroundings you actually are, but that is for another day my friend
See you soon.

Roninsword wrote:There is a bigger story to this about how "stuipd" and clueless about your surroundings you actually are, but that is for another day my friend
See you soon.

Nevermind.... Roninsword was right. That was my lime pit the whole time I just didnt' recognize it. I had a very reliable source point me to your stronghold and I just smashed it.



Your move now!

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe