Good evening,
colesie wrote:jwhitehorn wrote:colesie wrote:If I give you 200s can I just see the map lol
No... The map is not for sale.
But you can pay the Treaty and be eligible for your signed copy.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
K, can I pay the treaty for a copy
Our documents have you responsible for four town claims:
-Darkest Afrikaa
-Melsonian Liberation Army
-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG729eMxHDY
-Jordan Coles is a [redacted]
Your Treaty coverage was revoked in February, meaning you owe back payments from March through the present. 4 Towns x 500 Silver x 6 months =12,000 silver. We must also take into account that your Treaty coverage being revoked triples the payments moving forward, due to your abysmal credit, bringing this to 36,000 silver.
When you came onto the Tribal Ventrilo to make your apology, you never paid your Tribal Ventrilo Usage Fee of 15s - this must be taken care of, of course.
The Armistice of Versailles, in which the Rebellion conceded defeat to the MM Tribe, also called for 50,000 silver in reparations. Goods confiscated from the rebels Judaism and Bigwilly cover 4,527 of this, leaving 45,473 silver to be paid. As the self-proclaimed leader of the Rebellion, these costs fall to you.
As a moderator, it is your duty to safeguard these forums. Your failure to prevent Claeyt from spreading his vapid nonsense must result in fines. As of the time of this Billing, Claeyt has 1,633 posts. A fine of 25s per post totals fines of 40,825.
On December 30th of last year, you sent me a Private Message in which you instructed me to "go ***** [myself]" - profanity is not tolerated on Plymouth and you must pay 10s into the
Swear Jar.
Finally, during the fall of Darkest Afrikaa, your crimes and cowardice led to the death of Jinx, and we hold you responsible for her net worth of 50 silver.
36,000 + 15 + 45,473 + 40,825 + 10 + 50 = 122,373 silver. Tax rate of 2% brings this to 124,820 silver.
Faithfully,
-Paul the Paymaster