For months a secret love has been hidden from us, but was soon made public in the recent deaths of said couple. I unfortunately have even worse news for you all. These two have split and are no longer together. I just happen to of over heard the break up and recorded it all for you. So here you have it.
Soon after they broke up I got a message from Judaism that he couldn't stop crying because he was so hurt over this whole thing. I couldn't let this be! I gave him a shoulder to cry on. A tissue for his nose. I asked him what I could do to make things right. He than let me know that their special super secret vault (that everyone knew about) had no mayor and that Simple Will errr I mean Big Willy was leveling up an alt to take it over and that he was more than likely going to kick him from the town. So I raced off into the sunset to save the day like I always do being the Hero of Roanoke that I am. Moments before I got there Judaism cries.
Judasim: "HE PCLAIMED IT THERES NOTHING WE CAN DO!"
Binks the Hero: "Don't panic just yet. He's an idiot let me see what I can do as long as he's not mayor yet we are in the clear!"
On arrival there was a Pclaim how ever Simple Will had ported an alt into his pclaim leaving it vulnerable. So I went ahead and destroyed it right in his face making it so the who was supposed to become mayor had no homestead and was stuck in Roanoke.
Binks: "We win, I killed his Pclaim"
Judasim: "WHAT!? HOW?"
This is what happened next.
BUT! Just when you think it couldn't get any better. The last remaining villager that lived through the entirety of everything was murder just off of the Roanoke town claim only 30 minutes after I scraped The Holy Lands.
Again, I just wanna thank Judaism, Big Willy, Stormie and Battleslayer for all the humus, seeds, gear, inspirationals, and raw food they donated to me. I cannot believe how generous you guys have been. I'm also pretty sure that the Chief and all of his braves appreciate the donations you guys made to them as well!
no judaism to ***** it up