As you can imagine... Judaism's death #7 was even funnier than 1-6. I'll post the screenshots shortly.
UPDATE: Here ya go.
Greetings Filthy Squatter of Salem,
Our story begins with a Brave who goes by the name of "Coles". A valiant brave. A noble brave. So how Judaism and Willy could have thought that he was anything like the little ***** known as "Colesie" is beyond me... But they did and invited him out to their new base of operations on Plymouth.
The friendship immediately blossoms. Our Tribal Brave & the two criminals begin discussing the powers of Jorgen and alleged bug abuse. I confirm that the Tribe has killed me which continues to secure my position in their mind as being Colesie.
Stage #2 of ****** Failure Rebellion protocol is then inacted. I can only assume that stage 2 is where we sit around and complain about the Treaty and pretend we will ***** it. A ***** is on the horizon... But it is most certainly not a ***** of the treaty. Judaism (on Obamaphone) then proceeds to show me a bunch of screenshots of all the Tribal intelligence they have. I immediately recycle bin it because everything we leaked to them was ***** anyway
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Step #3: Paymaster Paul (A.K.A. Dan) leaks information that Coles is playing again and warns Willy to be careful. Willy, being the backstabbing traitor that he is. Then immediately tells Coles. Much like the cluster when Southern Families inter-marry I'll leave you to ponder the full impact of Paymaster Paul, who is playing on Dan, fighting for the Tribe, tells BigWilly who is secretly playing with Judaism to Backstab the Tribe that Coles (who is not actually playing) IS actually playing so that he can build confidence between BigWilly/Judaism/Coles while coles is actually the Chief who is playing as Coles to backstab the backstabbers who in their minds are only days away from infiltrating the Tribe without realizing that the Tribe is infiltrating them as they speak.
I suggest that we raid a target together because true to my best Jordan Coles impression showing up, wanting to raid, and subsequently getting myself killed would be very much my M.O. Instead I wait an hour while they try to do Lime Trades in boston by coordinating who would move when so it looked like both characters were being played by Willy. For some reason this misdirection was worth several hours of their time. Skype convo is imagined to of gone as follows:
Willy: DUDE THEY TOTALLY THINK I AM PLAYIGN TWO CHARACTERS
Judaism: I KNOW BRO... That is like probably not even possible.
Willy: Tribe is sooo dum. Man did we fool them. They are dumb dumb dumb.
Judaism: WE got them so hard. We transfered several times without them ever knowing we were two different people. It made me smile just how small a "victory" can be for an opposing faction.
We then decide to go raid Enders base because apparently thats what criminals do. Go try to hit Treaty Payers who single handedly develop the best client for our game. They joke about getting Ender to quit. Luckily for Ender.... The Chief will always have his back
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They then proceed to give me Party Leader... And allow me to invite PMP to our party so that he can destroy their V-Claim'd base, kill their AFK farmer, and cause general havoc.
All while we chat about how bad we are going to kill the Tribe of course.
The chase scene then begins. What Judaism clipped from the movie is the first 5 minutes where they flail around aimlessly stabbing each other than then breaking combat one at a time to eat to full. They are killed several times over until they finally run out of food and then they flee back to their base upon finding out that they can't actually win a 2 v 1 fight
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They run their little hearts all the way back to their base only to find its been blown open. Another fight begins between PMP, "Coles", Judaism, Bigwilly, and our 5 humour teleporting alt who was stealing all their stuff. They of course KO the 5 humour alt delivering us scents as planned.
And BigWilly is then chased down and killed.
And Judaism is summon killed for Death #7.
And thus is the story of how Judaism and Willy
ALMOST beat the Tribe and infiltrated their base.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
