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MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:14 am
by jwhitehorn
Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
Since the beginning of the forums the Tribe has explained to you the holy Trinity in our rise to power.

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With the Trinity coming to completion it was time that we began our conquest of one of the most valuable material objects in the game. It was time that we began collecting that which belonged to us. It was time we collected our Women....

It began when one accompanied us to gather her Reservation Starter Package Silver that for some reason was not on the postmaster and was instead located on the Reservation. Once there the demands got a bit strange.

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Our prospect was very talented and was following instructions extremely well in hopes to be finally free from her cage.

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However, when the time came for her to service one of our clients interested in the more "experimental" items on our menu our latest addition quickly backed out of her duties as our sex slave.

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Little did we know that we were actually dealing with somebody who had experienced sex slave entrapment in WoW and, therefore was prepared.

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She then used that elite WoW experience to /unstuck us....... Unfortunately it did nothing.

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But do not worry. Our Sex Slave is going to talk to Jorgen and everything will be alright. She was a wow GM after all.

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For those curious you cannot /afk out of the sex slave cage either....

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We then received threats that she would stay online in the cage and warn all other players about the risks of sex-slavin' So instead we will now be selling the services of our Women while this player realizes just how long she is going to be there.

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So the first of many Women has now been collected @ the Reservation adding yet another perk to life in the Tribe Establishment. The services are as follows:

50s. A woman in the cage will take off her shoes. (for those feet guys out there).

100s. A woman in the cage will take off their shirt.

250s A woman in the cage will remove ALL CLOTHING.

750s. You get 10 minutes on the chair in the cage while they do their thing.

1,500s. You get 30 minutes alone in the cage with their naked KO'd body.

5,000 Silver You get everything above AND you can take the corpse of your choice of lady home with you for future entertainment.


Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:22 am
by TeckXKnight
I can safely say this horrifies me to new levels.

jwhitehorn wrote:5,000 Silver You get everything above AND you can take the corpse of your choice of lady home with you for future entertainment.

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:24 am
by Binks
I just made a character on Plymouth and I'm going to start farming silver as fast as I can. Look out crickets I'm cuming for you.

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:27 am
by jwhitehorn
UPDATE:
Our Sex Slave is going to sue Jorb.

Sorry Great Spirit...... My Bad!

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Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:28 pm
by Greb
Lol:D

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:45 pm
by Champie
It's awesome threads like this that make me want to kill myself for being so pedestrian.

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:02 pm
by nexustrimean
Wow. The Tribe is Pitiful.

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:04 pm
by Darwoth
dont name your alt kills after my characters you forked tongue heathen,

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:16 pm
by Threehead
Jolly good job chief, the parasite is attempting to bribe me into breaking the wall down, they're in boston at the moment.

Re: MM Tribe Offers Companionship....

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:47 pm
by Love_Fox
TeckXKnight wrote:I can safely say this horrifies me to new levels.


Nihil sub sole novum.