The Great Silencing
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:39 amGreetings Fellow Forum Users of Salem,
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our forums.
One year ago A great Salem in whose symbolic shadow we stand today signed to have these forums. This momentous decree is a great beacon light of hope to over 30,000 Forum users who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice while hosted on the Paradox Forums. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But less than 6 months later the forum user is still not free. Six months later the life of the forum user is still badly crippled by the manacles of Claeyt and the chains of his stupidity and posts. An Entire Year later the Forum user lives on a lonely island of ****** posts made by Claeyt in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. An entire year later the forum user is still languished in the corners of Forum society and finds himself in exile in his own threads. So we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
In the back alleys of Forum PM's and through perilous nights I engaged the foul beast that plagues our forums, insults our intelligence, and threatens our sense of dignity in each keystroke he types. I, Chief PeePooKaKa, engaged in Private Conversation none other than Claeyt Himself.... Through the piercing barrage of different colored fonts and the vivid flashbacks of some of his most offensive works. I negotiated with the lonely individual who was most certainly fapping to my every word.
While the experience itself was brutal beyond words I knew that if we were to ever bask in the glory that is a Claeyt-Less forums ever again that somebody would have to approach theman woman whatever it is. I had a Dream that one day we could open a Thread and have it be voided of a carebear advocate. I had a Dream that one day I could click "view unread posts" and not see the bitter ramblings of a person who spent so much time with the intellectually challenged that it became one itself. I had a Dream that we would see a day without Claeyt... A day I am calling "The Great Silencing"
The Negotiation Train is as follows:
My Original Offer:
Claeyt's Counter Offer:
Chief's Counter Offer #2:
Claeyt's Counter Offer #3:
Chief's Counter Offer #4:
Claeyt's Acceptance of Offers
Conclusion
So I ask you fellow brothers of the forums. Candy Gangs & Darwoth, Tribe and Squatters, Claeyt Haters & Claeyt Despisers. Let us set aside our difference and vanquish this scourge once and for all. Let us honor YGM day in the way in which the crybaby wants and in return let us be free of his blighted posts once and for all. Let us make posts once more without a mighty river of Claeyt tears drowning out what would otherwise be entertainment. If you are prepared to make the necessarily sacrifices to see Claeyt STFU and see The Great Silencing become a reality please /sign below. I will be the first.
I, Chief PeePooKaka, agree to only kill people on Roanoke who have: "scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving." in exchange for him never posting outside his ****** P&P threads again.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our forums.
One year ago A great Salem in whose symbolic shadow we stand today signed to have these forums. This momentous decree is a great beacon light of hope to over 30,000 Forum users who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice while hosted on the Paradox Forums. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity. But less than 6 months later the forum user is still not free. Six months later the life of the forum user is still badly crippled by the manacles of Claeyt and the chains of his stupidity and posts. An Entire Year later the Forum user lives on a lonely island of ****** posts made by Claeyt in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. An entire year later the forum user is still languished in the corners of Forum society and finds himself in exile in his own threads. So we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition.
In the back alleys of Forum PM's and through perilous nights I engaged the foul beast that plagues our forums, insults our intelligence, and threatens our sense of dignity in each keystroke he types. I, Chief PeePooKaKa, engaged in Private Conversation none other than Claeyt Himself.... Through the piercing barrage of different colored fonts and the vivid flashbacks of some of his most offensive works. I negotiated with the lonely individual who was most certainly fapping to my every word.
While the experience itself was brutal beyond words I knew that if we were to ever bask in the glory that is a Claeyt-Less forums ever again that somebody would have to approach the
The Negotiation Train is as follows:
My Original Offer:
jwhitehorn wrote: Please STFU on the forums forever and we might not kill people on YGM day
Claeyt's Counter Offer:
Claeyt wrote:... my offer to quit the forum sections of CoH and HoB for the return of the Candy Gang's rangering for noob safety and the end to sport killing on Roanoke.
Chief's Counter Offer #2:
jwhitehorn wrote:I'm going to need a full commitment for you to be gone from ALL sections of the forums. I, for one, use the "Read unread posts" section. This populates all forums. Each time I see your name in a thread I become angry and kick my dog. He currently have (2) broken ribs which I directly attribute to your posting habits.
Claeyt's Counter Offer #3:
Claeyt wrote:I'm willing to throw in the towel on all forum sections but Trade (which I almost never use) and the Planter's and Pilgrims forum (because I told Kia and Martinezz that I'd be the point man for the new player town) I would say that I would only post on my own town recruitment thread so as to set up times and such for new players to meet me.
Remember, what that means for the Candy gang: no arbitrary rules that lead to death. Only 3 things can lead to killing of anyone: scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving. CoD or any other known criminals without an active scent are of course fair game.
Chief's Counter Offer #4:
jwhitehorn wrote:You Must also make this your forum avatar:
Claeyt's Acceptance of Offers
Claeyt wrote:Okay, I'll agree to use it for 1 month. I will not post on any sections but the trade section and the Planter's and Pilgrims section (on my own thread only), and I get to make a goodbye to the forum thread before I leave.
Remember, what that means for the Candy gang: no arbitrary rules that lead to death. Only 3 things can lead to killing of anyone: scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving. CoD or any other known criminals without an active scent, who have yet to be killed, are of course fair game.
The rules of the Candy Gang also have to be enforced by them on everyone else as well. This means that you and the Candy Gang's alts, and anybody else would also be subject to the rules as well.
Conclusion
So I ask you fellow brothers of the forums. Candy Gangs & Darwoth, Tribe and Squatters, Claeyt Haters & Claeyt Despisers. Let us set aside our difference and vanquish this scourge once and for all. Let us honor YGM day in the way in which the crybaby wants and in return let us be free of his blighted posts once and for all. Let us make posts once more without a mighty river of Claeyt tears drowning out what would otherwise be entertainment. If you are prepared to make the necessarily sacrifices to see Claeyt STFU and see The Great Silencing become a reality please /sign below. I will be the first.
I, Chief PeePooKaka, agree to only kill people on Roanoke who have: "scented crimes, abusive verbal chat or forum insults to themselves or friends, and Barrel Thieving." in exchange for him never posting outside his ****** P&P threads again.
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
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