[Roanoke] Day of Grandmothers

[Binks]

I got RL stuff to do good job on whatever happens next

I'm here now my sweet queen. Nothing will happen <3

[Darwoth]

nothing will happen because my ****** character has 20 - 30 to his stats, if id had even a 100 stat character i would have been through the brazier and back in the mine several times. thats what i get for rushing in time for grandmother day

[Binks]

nothing will happen because my ****** character has 20 - 30 to his stats, if id had even a 100 stat character i would have been through the brazier and back in the mine several times. thats what i get for rushing in time for grandmother day

True but I'm here now so in the end you're a failure.

[Darwoth]

well in the end the failure was due to me ***** up not you standing off of the claim for the next 18 hours, so yeah your presence is pretty irrelevant at this point =P

will still cost you upwards of 10k or so all told to declaim that plot if thats the route you take, so either way you folks got a bloody nose courtesy of one that does not even play on your server, imagine if i had my real characters/resources over there

[Claeyt]

Well at least we know that "Darwoth the Bro-tastic Douchebag" has an actual base on Roanoke now.

If anybody needs any of Darwoth's 3 known alts described to them, ask the real 'Belethor the Merchant' in the market and I'll be happy to oblige.

[Rydersowl]

Cross server war INB4 cross realm support.

Grabbing the popcorn.

[colesie]

So there I was, minding my own business in Roanoke's square when I notice out of the corner of my eye--a person not adhering to the appropriate dress-code for the Day of Grandmothers.

I decided to wait, and to see what the others would do. Some town folk actually took the time to explain to him that wearing the mask today was a bad move. He seemed to brush off these warnings however.

An hour or two passed and I was still AFK in Roanoke when he ported in again. I asked if he would like to take things to the arena, to which he accepted.

So we headed over and I was soon met by his friend "Simplex" who was ALSO wearing a mask.

We 2v1'd for a while but his friend Simplex soon ran away and lost agro, leaving his friend alone with me.

You can see how that ended

[Greb]

[Sleyt707]

Ha, nice.

[colesie]

2nd downed, with the help of Chief PeePooKaKa

He will make a much larger post of this later on. Lol default combat fighting is god-awful but apparently you can't loot bodies with enders anymore