MM Tribe Shuts Down Infamous Scam Ring
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 7:29 amGreetings Filthy Squatters of Salem!
It is I! Agent PeePooKaka of America's Finest Law Enforcement. The Consumer Protection Agency.
For those of you who don't remember there was an elaborate Scam Ring that was being run in the month of January. The KingPin. A notorious criminal who went by the name of Procne.
The Tribe was busy with other matters of Justice so we were unable to pin down this slippery weasel and as a result we estimate that approx. 100,000 silver was laundered through his stall. Most of this silver from unsuspecting victims who bought into the legitimacy of his supposed Boston Harbor Trading Company, which was nothing more than a front for his criminal activity.
Over the months as The Tribe continued to make progress and eliminate crimes such as Larceny, Murder, and Waste from our server we never did forget about the unspoken crimes that were taking place in the back-alleys of Boston. Our surveillance teams continued to catch him on multiple acts of 1st degree douchebaggery to the general public.
We were waiting for him to slip up and do something that we could really stick him with. We patiently waited and then one night we hit the jackpot.....
BUSTED! Caught red-handed dealing Snuff to a Minor in the back-alleys of Boston. Even the silver-tongued devil himself wouldnt' be able to talk his way out of this one. The case was swift and the punishment was fitting. By the power vested in me by the Consumer Protection Agency the MM Tribe officially seized his most prized possession.... His Stall.
And so from now until the end of days the Evil Laundering Criminal outfit of the Boston Harbor Trading company shall scam the people of Salem no longer. Let the people rejoice!
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
It is I! Agent PeePooKaka of America's Finest Law Enforcement. The Consumer Protection Agency.
For those of you who don't remember there was an elaborate Scam Ring that was being run in the month of January. The KingPin. A notorious criminal who went by the name of Procne.
The Tribe was busy with other matters of Justice so we were unable to pin down this slippery weasel and as a result we estimate that approx. 100,000 silver was laundered through his stall. Most of this silver from unsuspecting victims who bought into the legitimacy of his supposed Boston Harbor Trading Company, which was nothing more than a front for his criminal activity.
Over the months as The Tribe continued to make progress and eliminate crimes such as Larceny, Murder, and Waste from our server we never did forget about the unspoken crimes that were taking place in the back-alleys of Boston. Our surveillance teams continued to catch him on multiple acts of 1st degree douchebaggery to the general public.
We were waiting for him to slip up and do something that we could really stick him with. We patiently waited and then one night we hit the jackpot.....
BUSTED! Caught red-handed dealing Snuff to a Minor in the back-alleys of Boston. Even the silver-tongued devil himself wouldnt' be able to talk his way out of this one. The case was swift and the punishment was fitting. By the power vested in me by the Consumer Protection Agency the MM Tribe officially seized his most prized possession.... His Stall.
And so from now until the end of days the Evil Laundering Criminal outfit of the Boston Harbor Trading company shall scam the people of Salem no longer. Let the people rejoice!
Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe
