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Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:47 am
by jwhitehorn
Greetings Fine Squatters of Salem,
It was morning in the Americas and Chief was still hung-over from a late night with the Great Spirit. What started with a harmless game of "Strip Darts'....
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Quickly turned into a party....
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But where was I.... oh Yes, The Chief was startled from his slumber as a sharp pain shot through his body and his arms became overwhelmed with goosebumps.

"What is it? Come back to Bed" said The Great Spirit.

"I wish I could. But your people need me. No...... Our People need me." he Replied.

And with that the Chief threw on his Trusty Fisherman's coat and followed the whispers of the trees to the site of the injustice.

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An innocent Treaty Payer called to the Tribe as his city lay under siege by Judaism and his merry band of naked alts. The Chief immediately pursued the Villain when he logged off. So the Tribe did what the Tribe does in such situations.

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But just then the merry band of alts launched a full scale assault and the Chief was busy slaying the army one by one!

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In the heat of the battle the Chief noticed that Judaism had escaped his cage. But he had not gotten far. Judaism, knowing that he had power from the days before The Great Famine agreed to engage the Chief in his weakened humour state in mortal combat. And a battle was waged..... A 1400 Humour Titan vs. a less than 800 Chief...... All odds were against the Chief.... All gear, humours, and logic favored a victory by the criminal who so ruthlessly plagued the lands. One day the light of this Chief will be extinguished.... But Today was not that day. Justice did what justice does in the lands of Salem... it prevailed.

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And thus is the story of why one does not simply...."***** the Tribe".

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Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:53 am
by Greb
Rest in peace Judaism ;)

Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:15 am
by Yourgrandmother
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Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:26 am
by Claeyt
Probably the top stat kill so far right? Props. How was he not on the most want list?

Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:34 am
by Angel_of_Death
Yourgrandmother wrote:Image

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe


lol dallace was right

did you have fun chief??

i know we did :lol:

Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:38 am
by Khaztropix
lol... how did you ***** that up? Months of work down the drain.

Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:44 am
by Claeyt
Yourgrandmother wrote: Celebratory Image but then gets caught by leaving the

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe


I didn't want to be the first to point it out
We still luv ya chief but: :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:45 am
by Angel_of_Death
Khaztropix wrote:lol... how did you ***** that up? Months of work down the drain.

lol months?
judas contacted me and said he wanted to quit.so he wanted to do something fun before he did.i gave him the location of one of your treaty players and sent a 50 hummor char to help out.

the guy managed to get into his claim and closed the door.

and it was just one day he said that the next we were there not a month :roll:

i laugh at you guys when you weren't able to hit my 5 hummor chars :lol:

Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:52 am
by jwhitehorn
Angel_of_Death wrote:lol months?
judas contacted me and said he wanted to quit.so he wanted to do something fun before he did.i gave him the location of one of your treaty players and sent a 50 hummor char to help out.

the guy managed to get into his claim and closed the door.

and it was just one day he said that the next we were there not a month :roll:

i laugh at you guys when you weren't able to hit my 5 hummor chars :lol:


Would you like to avenge your friend? We can meet outside boston if you like.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

Re: Death of a Titan... R.I.P. Judaism

PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:52 am
by Khaztropix
Angel_of_Death wrote:
Khaztropix wrote:lol... how did you ***** that up? Months of work down the drain.

lol months?
judas contacted me and said he wanted to quit.so he wanted to do something fun before he did.i gave him the location of one of your treaty players and sent a 50 hummor char to help out.

the guy managed to get into his claim and closed the door.

and it was just one day he said that the next we were there not a month :roll:

i laugh at you guys when you weren't able to hit my 5 hummor chars :lol:


I mean the Chief aka YGM was months of work down the drain. I could give a ***** about your circle jerk with Judaism.