Salem

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,
The Chief was sitting at his favorite table enjoying a nice crab salad when all of a sudden he felt the cool touch of a metal object rest upon his shoulder.

"I brought you something" The Great Spirit whispered.

"Is it a metal shovel or axe?" asked the Chief.

"Better" replied the Great Spirit

"Oh god. Its not another new world Gourd is it? I still can't walk straight from last time Great Spirit" pleaded the Chief

"No, it is A Thunderstick!" and he then teleported away.

The Chief grabbed the weapon and immediately began analyzing its uses. He was just about to test it on a Rabbit when The Great Spirit appeared once more.

"What are you doing?!" Cried the Great Spirit.

"I was going to test it" replied the Chief.

"Test as you wish but Rabbits provide meat, meat provides humus and humus provides trees. Trees then provide leaves which provide shade to welcome more rabbits. You cannot upset the balance of the server simply to test your new toy. You must test it upon those who take from mother nature not give. You must test it on the elusive non-treaty paying squatter" explained The Great Spirit.

The Chief nodded his head and began his long journey from Tribal Lands to Boston. Once on the south beaches of Boston he began testing the Thunderstick one squatter after another..... The results brought tears of joy and laughter and can be seen on the following video:

Youtube Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjs2vW3D ... e=youtu.be

MM Website link:
http://www.mercilessmidgets.com/salem/guns/guns.wmv

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

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What's with the guys AFKing exactly on the border instead of inside boston?

Sachaztan wrote:What's with the guys AFKing exactly on the border instead of inside boston?

I don't think any of those people had time to go afk.

So, with a single update, Jorbtar completely eliminated the Chief as a threat to 99% of the server.

Sachaztan wrote:What's with the guys AFKing exactly on the border instead of inside boston?

they don't go afk,its called alts

ahahahaa, nice one

poor ppl that think they can enter the villageclaim while in combat :p

Sachaztan wrote:What's with the guys AFKing exactly on the border instead of inside boston?

To die/delete thier alts?

Good to see guns getting some luv, as well as some white folk.

This (boring) video clearly and concisely shows just what type of people lead and make up this group of players. Killing noobs outside of town with what I can only imagine is a character with a disproportionally large amount of time and resources invested in it. Now that I think about it, this is likely the guy who was in town last night trying to kin random players, myself included and stating that there was a "level 2 quest mob" outside of town.

T0ne wrote:This (boring) video clearly and concisely shows just what type of people lead and make up this group of players. Killing noobs outside of town with what I can only imagine is a character with a disproportionally large amount of time and resources invested in it. Now that I think about it, this is likely the guy who was in town last night trying to kin random players, myself included and stating that there was a "level 2 quest mob" outside of town.

Oh, you're way off. Let me help you here:

Dallane wrote:REALAK ON THE TRACK

Fixed.