A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian SadMan)

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A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian SadMan)

Postby knuckles » Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:51 am

So the Candy Queen (Roanoke) was making some lovely candies, when all of a sudden one of her sweeties brought an important message.

"Miss Gummy Bear & Ginger-Bread Man's base is under attack, the attackers seemed to be from a very far land,
because they didn't speak our language very well"


I did what I had to do, It was my duty to protect our fellow sweeties ! So I called upon whatever and whomever I could, and we
started dancing our way towards Miss GB & GBM!

Upon arrival, we noticed the lack of intellect and started chasing down Mr. SadMan,
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he could escape our Gancho, managed to dodge a
dos-a-dos and quickly ran towards his fellow Aliens.

We decided to get inside and take a look at their dancing moves ! They liked to run around in circles around the claim!
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They even went as far as stomping each other for no reason, while building up a split-rail fence. Damn weird bagousing aliens...
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We quickly called upon the Great Spiri.. i mean... the King of Candyland and he hinted at us to start countering this with
Makeshift fences.. I wonder why?
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Suddenly, a flash in the sky, *BOOOOM* Meteorite Man was in the house, he quickly pondered the situation, and decided to
whisper the Aliens Leader
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A few moments later, the Aliens started bashing their self made split-rail fence... We couldn't see the reason for this, so we tried
stopping them, bringing all forces together ! Meteorite Man, Mr. Muffin, Skittles, Jellybean and me teamed up and went outside....

with this as result... R.I.P. Alien Mr. SadFace... i heard rumors he was pretty strong!
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The Aliens got a bit shocked by our actions, and did not expect to lose one of their forces, and started retreating to their
outpost north of Roanoke.
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Thanks a lot Meteorite Man, Mr. Muffin, Skittles, Jellybean, Sugar Pops, Liquid Gel Candy, Jawbreaker, Bubblegum, Slapstix &
Fruit Gem for protecting Miss Gummy Bear & Ginger-Bread Man with whatever task you did!
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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby Dallane » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:21 am

what in gods name are you talking about
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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby alloin » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:22 am

Dallane wrote:what in gods name are you talking about

I think they got raided by the russians & killed a russian guy :mrgreen:
jorb wrote:all I see is misplaced machismo and a lot of very cheap talk. ^^

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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby JinxDevona » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:24 am

Anyone else hungry now?
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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby Dallane » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:24 am

alloin wrote:
Dallane wrote:what in gods name are you talking about

I think they got raided by the russians & killed a russian guy :mrgreen:


lol i guess so. grats to you guys
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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby jwhitehorn » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:31 am

It takes much to make the Chief speachless..... But this has indeed done it.


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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby Mereni » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:38 am

Nonono, I broke the code! Someone tried to raid a Russian base. It must be on a town claim. The attackers tried to build split rail fences, hoping they could damage the walls all the way to the inside without a waste claim. The Russians countered with makeshift fences to keep them away from the walls. The attackers tried to destroy their split rails, but it apparently didn't do much judging by the screenshot. Then the Russians ran out on the offensive and drove them away.
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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby logan » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:47 am

JinxDevona wrote:Anyone else hungry now?




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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby Yourgrandmother » Sun Feb 17, 2013 4:59 am

You killed a Russian?

I hope you can stay up for 2 weeks straight to defend your HV otherwise RIP.
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Re: A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian Sad

Postby staxjax » Sun Feb 17, 2013 5:19 am

You better get a village claim up ASAP, otherwise you won't be able to tell when they are coming to destroy you :/
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