General Butthurts' journal

[GeneralButthurt]

Monday Dec 31
I arrived in Plymouth in good spirits anxiously awaiting to see the wounders of the new world. On arrival, I met an odd fellow by the name of iambobthepirate, a troubled rabble rousser of sorts, seems he’d be more happy on a boat , and by the look at his homestead it’s easy to see why.

He asked that I take part in a town hall meeting however the good folk of boston have neither the time or inclination. Politics, it seems is secondary to building new towns and setttlements, as it should be I guess in the formative stages.

The big hoopla was over fears of natives imposing a treaty of sorts on the good folks of boston. As it turns out it wasn’t natives after all, just Jwhitehorn up to his old tricks. Quite a trivial matter really.

Next week I will start to venture out in the country side to see what fine settlements are being built, maybe I’ll be so fortunate to stumble on real natives.

[KingdomOfOne]

please keep this journal updated in your travels. Looking forward to seeing you on the scalping thread.

[GeneralButthurt]

please keep this journal updated in your travels. Looking forward to seeing you on the scalping thread.

you should let the chief do the talking he's much much better at it. i fear you're bad PR attempts will get you killed before i'm found on your scalp thread

[KingdomOfOne]

Bad PR attempts?
Your the one larping some butthurt general ( obviously already a scalp somewhere in the scalping thread) and some **** noob organization to overtake us.
I could care less

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[GeneralButthurt]

Bad PR attempts?
Your the one larping some butthurt general ( obviously already a scalp somewhere in the scalping thread) and some **** noob organization to overtake us.
I could care less

he cries angrilly, and storms off to lootfest.....

don't get your feathers all rilled up i just don't want you to get in trouble with the chief is all.

[jwhitehorn]

We have full plans to hold him hostage and negotiate a swap for General Mills. We heard he has something magic known as "Cheerios" which will lower our cholesterol and, therefore, allow us to outlive the Squatters. How does it make you feel General Butthurt that you will be the catalyst for our longer lifespan?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[GeneralButthurt]

I've never heard of this General Mills, for all i know you're just up to your old tricks.
besides your propagandist kingdomofone poses more of a threat to you than anyone else, at least in his current role lol.

[yagidy]

yeah back when the Cheif spoke for the tribe I praised the tribe twice a day, now that KingdomOfOne is their new spokesperson my opinion of the Tribe has dropped considerably, I now only praise the tribe once a day.

[Devourer_of_Pancakes]

I know, right? I've already used half my supply of tribute earthworms for turkey food ever since KingdomOfOne started his preaching.