2> since they live 30 minutes away it was not long before i found the only other town in the area that had high purity seeds, it also did not take long to notice the ONLY high purity seeds they had were the ones they stole from my house.
3> so i killed several people and took over the 31% lead mine that was the backbone of the town, naming it after myself so they knew who did it.
4> this retard posts this thread, then upon realizing the posse was not coming first tried to lie about stealing the seeds, then still wanted to "make peace", so not really paying attention i threw out a random number of 15k (2.5k per seed type stolen) not expecting anything other than a "***** you" and an excuse to kill more people.
5> a week of cricket killing and feather collecting later (according to their townmembers) and several axton emissaries randomly approaching my afk character in town to "discuss terms" eventually resulted in being paid 15.5k this morning (sonny cant count apparently)
6> now, i had no intention of releasing the mine. but i WAS going to leave axton alone as the list of people i need to kill is already quite long. the final terms per the town was that they were paying the 12.5k for the seeds they stole and ***** the mine. however this foul fellow starts begging me to join my town (as if i have one lol), talking **** about how his entire town are wimps etc, then 5 minutes later steals 3k from his guildmates to buy the mine they no longer wanted for himself with the rest of their money.
i do not like guildhoppers by default, and i am annoyed some guy that just tried to join "my town" turned around and ripped off his own town, nevermind that it was to further pay me.
7> so i meet up with sonny to "transfer the bell" and near kill him, however he slipped inside his gates which thanks to the devs is now a deathtrap due to being unable to break out again on account of the waste claim mechanic. safely inside he proceeds to call me a "***** ass *****" along with "son" and "*****" with a few "***** u ******"s thrown in for good measure.
8> sitting afk in town i see captain settler pack standing next to me "warning" all of the other afk people about how much of a ***** etc i am for 15 minutes.
9> has not happened yet. but it will probably be something like this.
