King Charles introduces the Tax Collectors

[Darwoth]

yeah kind of generic, if your going to post stories at least make them of something more entertaining than hitting empty hermit towns and posting a sign saying you took their rabbit meat as part of their taxes.

[MinionHPL]

agreed, you don't even do anything different. You saw all the attention the chief was getting, and wanted some of your own.

so once again, attention ***** much?

[alloin]

Yes, those people in the screenshots are surely ghosts !

[Arillious]

Yes, those people in the screenshots are surely ghosts !

You have to admit though, the role of the guy who steals and kills people and then acts like an retard to get further grief is already taken. You need something more original.

[Tylan]

You need something more original.

Salem needs a hero - not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. Nothing less than a knight. Shining.

Someone to hunt. To condemn. To set the dogs on. Because that's what needs to happen. And sometimes truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more.

Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Not another raiding face in the crowd or a half-hearted ranger out for glory. We need a templar. A pillar of justice. A zealot who wields his (or her) saber in the name of peace. Chief, King, Mayor, naked Russians, it's all the same wolf in a different costume. And they do make the game interesting. But we've had heap big doses of that already, Your Majesty.

Yeah, you could douche your way through homesteads, doing as you will with peoples' work. Or you could stand up for them. Ask for donations to the cause. Gather bannermen around you in times of need. Create something greater than a trio of outlaws. Develop a faction with outposts reporting on lawlessness. Expand your empire on the foundation of trust and goodwill.

That would be cool and worthy of posting.

[jwhitehorn]

this whole thread is a blatant copy of the chief, attention ***** much?

The Chief is very offended and saddened by the communities outcry against their tax collectors. Is it because they truly feel that the tax collectors are plagiarizing what could only be considered a work of art by yours truly? Or is it because you don't want to pay taxes? Let me go ahead and highlight just a few of the differences here:

The Chief has a better uniform their masks just look ridiculous
The Chief uses EW currency they prefer silver
The Chief is a holy pillar of justice the IRS is just full of holes
The Chief has knowledge of photoshop. They use paint
The Chief brings tears of laughter. They bring tears of pain.
The Chief does not force entry but persuades white men to leave. They break in.

The list goes on and on but I do believe its safe to say that as much as the Chief acknowledges that taxes should be paid he finds very few similarities between his crusade for justice and their financial motivations.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[L33LEE]

Yes the similarities of a person role playing a native Indian, and people role playing tax collectors of king Charles are so much alike its uncanny.

So much non original people role playing here in salem.

[alloin]

You need something more original.

Salem needs a hero - not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. Nothing less than a knight. Shining.

Someone to hunt. To condemn. To set the dogs on. Because that's what needs to happen. And sometimes truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more.

Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

Not another raiding face in the crowd or a half-hearted ranger out for glory. We need a templar. A pillar of justice. A zealot who wields his (or her) saber in the name of peace. Chief, King, Mayor, naked Russians, it's all the same wolf in a different costume. And they do make the game interesting. But we've had heap big doses of that already, Your Majesty.

Yeah, you could douche your way through homesteads, doing as you will with peoples' work. Or you could stand up for them. Ask for donations to the cause. Gather bannermen around you in times of need. Create something greater than a trio of outlaws. Develop a faction with outposts reporting on lawlessness. Expand your empire on the foundation of trust and goodwill.

That would be cool and worthy of posting.

The King has plans, as soon as his lost brother,Prince Henry, is found.
He is leader of the Militia and will bring order to the lands.

For this to happen, people need to have a little trust in the taxation, and pay !

[Qukatt]

and yet no-one's playing the slenderman yet.... this saddens me.

[MagicManICT]

Salem needs a hero - not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need. Nothing less than a knight. Shining.

I know another time and place where this cry went out. Many stepped up. None ever succeeded. Some continued on in the march of glory. Many just gave up and turned over to the dark side.