Willy,
If you're going to try emulating Chief's refined storytelling technique you should probably leave out the term "Great Spirit". 1. I'm pretty sure it's trademarked by the tribe, and 2. It just sounds silly coming from you, especially with your anti Tribe sentiments. Paints a confusing picture. Speaking if confusing wasn't your name changed to "Simple" Willy? Don't get me wrong, "Little" works too. But I think you need to establish some continuity if you're going to try and start "making a name for yourself".