A story about Candy Queen & her friends (RIP Russian SadMan)

[jwhitehorn]

Somebody like Jorb come to sieged town and logout all raiders. After it he help defenders. I interesting why he influence ingame politics.

The Great Spirit can and will destroy those who continue to plague his lands. Perhaps you would be wise to leave now and end your blight on this fine community.

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[martinuzz]

Somebody like Jorb come to sieged town and logout all raiders. After it he help defenders. I interesting why he influence ingame politics.

Behold! An authentic Russian QQ post.

Good job guys. One down, more to go.

[colesie]

Somebody like Jorb come to sieged town and logout all raiders. After it he help defenders. I interesting why he influence ingame politics.

Behold! An authentic Russian QQ post.

Good job guys. One down, more to go.

I wouldn't exactly call that a QQ, if he were correct (I doubt he is) and Jorb actually got in the way of something political favouring one of the sides in the end then he has every reason to be pissed.

[Ass_Kraken]

He said someone LIKE jorb, could be some scrub like loftar for all we know

[colesie]

He said someone LIKE jorb, could be some scrub like loftar for all we know

I'd be pretty pissed if I asked for Jorb and all I got was Loftar, for sure

[knuckles]

What else happened last night; Aliens had built a waste claim, thus preventing us to build a townbell or expanding the claim.
GingerBread-Man did his final Kamikaze Dance, R.I.P. good friend !

So we woke up, a longer sleep then those Aliens it seemed, some of them were already scouting, and some started building a wall around the wasteclaim.

We were ready to defend and wait until the waste-claim expired, and quickly put up a bell, everything was in place, the bell was constructed up to 99%

So it continues, the Aliens started building this strange construction, even more forces joined this time, 8-9 people (probably some alts)



We figured out soon enough that

1. They were destroying the waste claim they've put up before, trying to 'mask' the destroy-animation while carying a box or boulder

2. They were building a new wasteclaim, OR they were building a townbell in one of those plots (place it as soon as the waste was destroyed)

So we had 2 people dedicated to spam the 'build-button' on the bell (always gave the error due to the wasteclaim)

In the meanwhile, on of the new Aliens wanted to test out his bbile, he took a wallpiece down to a nice 98%, but we almost alt-blocked him and he had to run in panic, giving us time to repair

Quick enough they figured this wasn't easy at all, and raiding like it is supposed to be, is a big No-NO ! So they changed plans. But first they went on a 30 min break.

Suddenly, a village-claim appeared, but it wasn't ours !!! We have 5 witnesses who saw the villageclaim appear seconds BEFORE the wasteclaim was destroyed...
The Aliens managed to townbell the claim, but still have a loooong way to cover the cost, and to raise the upkeep.


JellyBean and his army of turkeys charged the Aliens while building boundry stones, but they outnumbered his cute army, and took the life out of every single turkey, and JellyBean, R.I.P. good friend.

While we could have done more, I already congratulate those Aliens for abusing the hell out of this game, you clearly showed that a good defended base is worth defending against a brainless, high-humoured, zergforce !
I only wish Miss GummyBear would have placed a townbell earlier, that would have showed the Aliens what it is to raid without abusing.


P.S.: about those split-rail fences beeing too far away, they had extended it upon the p-claim, so it was close enough for the splashdamage
P.S.S: Sorry Mushibag, but that one guy reminds me of you, and i was out of inspiration to name him

[colesie]

P.S.: about those split-rail fences beeing too far away, they had extended it upon the p-claim, so it was close enough for the splashdamage

HA! Suck it everyone who isn't me!

[Usernm]

About splash damage from wall. Yes, it's bug and devs should change it, because attackers can simple destroy defenders wall with it without siege claim. But we not use it here, because we build siege claim and using this bug here has no sense.

About village. We can't build village on siege claim. you can't too. When claim down, you and we have same chance to end building. If you can't quickly press build button, you shouldn't talk about bugs. And of course we have little advantage, because you never know when we destroy siege claim. So you loose.

[colesie]

About splash damage from wall. Yes, it's bug and devs should change it, because attackers can simple destroy defenders wall with it without siege claim. But we not use it here, because we build siege claim and using this bug here has no sense.

About village. We can't build village on siege claim. you can't too. When claim down, you and we have same chance to end building. If you can't quickly press build button, you shouldn't talk about bugs. And of course we have little advantage, because you never know when we destroy siege claim. So you loose.

What is the village name?

[staxjax]

Everything the russians are doing looks legit to me. The devs are aware of the cheap wall splash damage problem. I don't see why you guys didn't have a town bell long before this, you atleast should have put one up right after the waste claim update...unless you don't read announcements/forums or something. This all could have been avoided.

So you loose.