[Jamestown] Recent events at Utopia.

[daopa]

i love all these wild theories

also methuselah was not afk nor was it any "family member" , is that what he told everyone to try and not look like an idiot?

the real way he died is FAR more amusing i assure you and he really should have known better for being a 250 - 300 stat character (the strongest one in your town).


anyway zytx, you can end this by merely reporting to the stockade until patch day as directed previously. your just hurting your town and friends at this point.

Darwoth, it never ceases to amaze me at the levels you stoop to ....

[Cawalox]

I am going to sound like Claeyt but good people of Salem must know the truth!

1. Darwoth infiltrates the Utopia with an alt.
2. Darwoth spends a lot of time gaining trust of the people there and acquires a copy of a master key of the slums.
3. Darwoth makes a fake profile on a dating site where he pretends to be a hot gamer chick.
4. Methuselah falls in love with fake gamer girl (Darwoth).
5. Methuselah begs his girlfriend to come meet him in rl for the holidays.
6. Darwoth sends his cousin instead.
7. The cousin, for whom Methuselah thinks is a family member of his girlfriend, tricks Methuselah in trusting him with his Salem password.
8. Darwoth attunes a key to his main avatar using his alt from Utopia.
9. The cousin uses Methuselah's character without permission to get it killed.

Is this about covering it so far?

Some things I still don't understand.

Why did Methuselah gave his password to girlfriends cousin? Maybe Methuselah gave it to his girlfriend as a sign of trust.
Why did Darwoth leave his alt locked in the slums....

[Darwoth]

I am going to sound like Claeyt but good people of Salem must know the truth!

1. Darwoth infiltrates the Utopia with an alt.
2. Darwoth spends a lot of time gaining trust of the people there and acquires a copy of a master key of the slums.
3. Darwoth makes a fake profile on a dating site where he pretends to be a hot gamer chick.
4. Methuselah falls in love with fake gamer girl (Darwoth).
5. Methuselah begs his girlfriend to come meet him in rl for the holidays.
6. Darwoth sends his cousin instead.
7. The cousin, for whom Methuselah thinks is a family member of his girlfriend, tricks Methuselah in trusting him with his Salem password.
8. Darwoth attunes a key to his main avatar using his alt from Utopia.
9. The cousin uses Methuselah's character without permission to get it killed.

Is this about covering it so far?

Some things I still don't understand.

Why did Methuselah gave his password to girlfriends cousin? Maybe Methuselah gave it to his girlfriend as a sign of trust.
Why did Darwoth leave his alt locked in the slums....

[Shill]

3. Darwoth makes a fake profile on a dating site where he pretends to be a hot gamer chick.

lmao, the weird thing is, I honestly tend to believe this, the whole thing. Darwoth really comes off as the "afraid to look someone in the eye" type.

Darwothian Philosophy:

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It is much better to be the wolf than the sheep. I contacted the guys over at GriefGaming, and the above Philosophy has been confirmed as true. Also confirmed, Darwoth is by no means a Hot Girl Gamer.

With Regards,

Shill the Thief

[Cheena]

I hope everyone is fine on Utopia on this great day of christmas eve. Hang on, I support you all with all my heart. If I can give you an idea, try to grab Darwoth and make him look at the ghost of his past, present and future christmas

[Darwoth]

well ammaboss said he would keep zytx from ever posting on the forums again in exchange for letting utopia be, as such i have not been back.

but then i see this repugnant blemish upon my christmas eve.

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[Sinnerman]

well ammaboss said he would keep zytx from ever posting on the forums again in exchange for letting utopia be, as such i have not been back.

but then i see this repugnant blemish upon my christmas eve.

You'd better defended Wytch Wood than to send meaningless threats towards Ztyx.
Because this hole today was raided and nobody protect this ****, just hide behind the fence and carry things in Boston.
As it turned out DarkNacht don't have enough money to pay Darworth for protection.

Captain James

[Darwoth]

well ammaboss said he would keep zytx from ever posting on the forums again in exchange for letting utopia be, as such i have not been back.

but then i see this repugnant blemish upon my christmas eve.

You'd better defended Wytch Wood than to send meaningless threats towards Ztyx.
Because this hole today was raided and nobody protect this ****, just hide behind the fence and carry things in Boston.
As it turned out DarkNacht don't have enough money to pay Darworth for protection.

Captain James

why would i defend some random town full of people i do not know?

threatening zytx seems to be a far more fun and entertaining use of my time.

[Sinnerman]

why would i defend some random town full of people i do not know?

threatening zytx seems to be a far more fun and entertaining use of my time.

Maybe because DarkNacht can't protect himself?
And now has no money to pay you for protection.

Captain James

[Darwoth]

Then link it, because I'm not finding anything else.

eye to eye.

http://www.sherdog.com/

Maybe because DarkNacht can't protect himself?
And now has no money to pay you for protection.

Captain James

why is that my problem? i have better **** to do than be the servers white knight, if a town can not defend itself against retards like you then they do not deserve to be a town in the first place.