The Story of Robin Hood

[ZtyX]

Wait, so he offered you to live in his base?

[jwhitehorn]

After reading this a few times I think I figured out what happened.

Martinuzz felt bad for Stormie and offered Stormie to live in his village.

Stormie then got mad because Martinezz logged off one night when he promised to spend time with stormie to build her makeshift fence.

Stormie invited Big Willy to town to kill Martinezz

Stormie then broke some things

Binks PM'd Stormie telling her that she is going to die.

Martinezz didn't care (evidenced by lack of posting).

Stormie then made a thread to try to get hte response she was looking for.


Did I get it right?

Chief PeePooKaKa
MM Tribe

[Stormie]

so martinuzz tarded out and didnt pay his bell, some newbs came by and capitalized on it dropping their own bell, martinuzz logged in to his now taken over town and KOs himself, the newbs proceed to break everything and all the lean to's, one of said lean to's belonged to greb who is now dead as a result.

is this the correct sequence of events?

if so looks like whatever is left of the candy crew may have trouble ahead if another group got all of martinuzz's humus stockpile.

Pretty close Darworth, actually very close indeed! And his humus stock piles was impressive to say the least...along with other impressive things.. Sorry I just don't seem to feel the need to say a lot. It is simple and its a small pay back for what was done to us a week or so ago, imagine the irony in this. We hit martin, and as a bonus kill Greb..

[riolic]

irony

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

[alprice]

For once I just don't know what to say. I am just plain and simply hurt to hear of this death.

[Binks]

The end of Martin came when we posted a ***** thread in the YGM, he really had not died yet. Until Bink's made the bold mistake and comment of " I will see you soon". That was a direct threat and therefor violated the agreement of which the release of Martin was to be. (Martin was due to rez any moment and go to Boston when we tested Bink's). So he failed to keep his word, and his mouth shut, and I kept my promise and made sure to haul out the most grandest loot of all Roanoke... No pictures, no loot details, no *****...Martin died a needless death that was very preventable..

lol show me screens of this agreement? No one said anything about that. I said I would see you soon after you posted kill shots of Martinuzz.

This thread is worse than the pirate ****. Please can we have a mod delete this nonsense?

[Wumpe]

so martinuzz tarded out and didnt pay his bell, some newbs came by and capitalized on it dropping their own bell, martinuzz logged in to his now taken over town and KOs himself, the newbs proceed to break everything and all the lean to's, one of said lean to's belonged to greb who is now dead as a result.

is this the correct sequence of events?

if so looks like whatever is left of the candy crew may have trouble ahead if another group got all of martinuzz's humus stockpile.

Pretty close Darworth, actually very close indeed! And his humus stock piles was impressive to say the least...along with other impressive things.. Sorry I just don't seem to feel the need to say a lot. It is simple and its a small pay back for what was done to us a week or so ago, imagine the irony in this. We hit martin, and as a bonus kill Greb..

i think anything beyond 2legacy humus its impressive for you two. in before willy pm me again showing me pics of fields that supposedly have 2k+plenty. just a tip willy this time hide your humours

[Khaztropix]

Raiderz Inc.
***** The Treaty & The Law! Anarchy!

Wow. "Raiderz Inc." That is the best you could come up with?
Another retard spouting "***** the Treaty" that doesn't even have the balls to play on Plymouth...

Thread confirmed to be worse than Jamestown pirate garbage.

[Rydersowl]

Raiderz Inc.
***** The Treaty & The Law! Anarchy!

Wow. "Raiderz Inc." That is the best you could come up with?
Another retard spouting "***** the Treaty" that doesn't even have the balls to play on Plymouth...

Thread confirmed to be worse than Jamestown pirate garbage.

Confirmed. And also didn't think about that. Like saying "***** the treaty, you guys made me have to play on another server ::pouty face::".

[bigwilystyln]

i decided to commission a bard to retell the story.

"The Sun was high, beating on the weary nomads. They had been forced to abandon their old steads, driven off by the corrupt (self proclaimed) nobles of the Candy Isles.
The noble dogs had taken nearly everything from them. Their homes, their fields, and most of their companions. After their 'Accountant' decided to turn on them, even their moral was low. They had nothing left other than their hopes of finding a new place to call home.

So they wandered. They conquered the mountains, rode the rivers, swam the lakes, and traversed the plains in search of their Eden. The Sun was taking it's toll on the travelers, and their store of food was starting to dwindle. That was when it happened. Amid a sea of stumps a veritable oasis rendered before their eyes. They approached it, and it was as if The Great Spirit himself whispered in their ears 'Entering Sherwood Forest'
The travelers had heard of this town. They knew of the Nobles it housed.

Having encountered places like this before, places even the Great Spirit find necessary be identified, the travelers knew they must proceed with caution. The one known as Little Willy noticed something different about this place, it was as if it was inviting him inside. He ran the rest of the way to the plank gate that barred his path and bashed, and he bashed, and then he ***** bashed some more because it takes a long ***** time to bash a ***** plank gate with 50 phlegm. A good deal of time, 5 tinderdrills, and 8 turkeys later he was passed the plank gate. In his advantage, as the plank gate fell it also damaged the three stone walls behind it to near destruction. (Thankfully not everyone knows how to build things.)

He made quick work of the rest of the gates, and proceeded to enter Sherwood Forest. Once inside he made his way to the authority object in the center, it having no actual authority left. He reduced it to rubble, and with that the fair maiden known as Robin Storm claimed the lands in the name of 'Spider Monkeys' everywhere. (it was explained to me that monkey nobles look down on Spider Monkeys for distasteful climbing antics)

Little Willy began to store everything he could (hundreds and hundreds of hummus, slotted gear, unslotted gear, the highest trees on the server, hundreds of humours worth of legacy food) when he heard a "Hey Willy"
One of the nobles
the Noble Martinuzz
had managed to reenter the stead, a little confused as to why he no longer had rights.
Willy explained that the wealth of the town was being redistributed to the less fortunate, and wished him a good day and told him to be on his way.

the Noble was having none of that. He continued to prod around and even committed summonable crimes. These crimes resulted in his being knocked out by the very own defenses he had set up.

Robin Storm and Little Willy then destroyed all the leantos in the center, as they were giving them bad feelings and wanted to make sure Martinuzz went to Boston when he was sent home. That is when the most corrupt noble of the Candy Isles started to bear fang. He issued threats.

Robin Storm and Little Willy assured the corrupt Noble that no harm would come to Martinuzz if he would simply stop threatening them and let them continue in peace
to no avail
The corrupt Noble continued his (slightly more subtle) threats.

That is when Friar ***** was born.
Friar ***** had one mission in life, and that was to keep the band of now Merry Men's word. His goal was accomplished, and now his soul may rest in peace. (Thank You Darwoth.)

The band of Merry Men later learned that one of the leantos had belonged to a corrupt warrior of the Corrupt Candy Nobles, and again the now Merry Man Darwoth of Jamestown aided them by dispatching the Corrupt Warrior.

The band of Merry Men will pay no tax to the nobles
and they will live by their own Laws
The peasants shall inherit the lands
and the nobles shall only be as safe as their town bells are paid."