Wanted : Obituary

[Tonkyhonk]

who is writing one for yasso, tim, coonman, and arcanist?

[_Gunnar]

Yasso is too boring to write anything, he's busy levelling a new character. Also arcanist isn't dead afaik.

[Vigilance]

Homosexual lovers, Gunnær and Vigilance, age 9 and 58 respectively, were cut down after a night of rough yet tender loving, by Mushibag's sword, Akalimainijahd, given to him by Bait. The two lovers managed to whisper "I love you" to each other, with their last breath.

Gunnær enjoyed pumpkin seeds, snake-skin boots and blazing braziers for the light they shone while he made love with Vigilance, and for their haunting mooing sound.

Vigilance enjoyed tumbleweeds, pocketwatches and singing logs for how they sang Barry White upon request and for their haunting mooing sound.

Barry White? Close, but no cigar my friend.

[colesie]

Homosexual lovers, Gunnær and Vigilance, age 9 and 58 respectively, were cut down after a night of rough yet tender loving, by Mushibag's sword, Akalimainijahd, given to him by Bait. The two lovers managed to whisper "I love you" to each other, with their last breath.

Gunnær enjoyed pumpkin seeds, snake-skin boots and blazing braziers for the light they shone while he made love with Vigilance, and for their haunting mooing sound.

Vigilance enjoyed tumbleweeds, pocketwatches and singing logs for how they sang Barry White upon request and for their haunting mooing sound.

Barry White? Close, but no cigar my friend.

James Blunt?

[Tonkyhonk]

James Blunt?

orz
who would dream of this name coming up when Barry White is mentioned...

[colesie]

James Blunt?

orz
who would dream of this name coming up when Barry White is mentioned...

You're beautiful

[Tonkyhonk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WsZ7FNuJbg
just watch it and you see how wrong it is. (no bass voice of his, a well-known piece from The Love Unlimited Orchestra)


p.s.
should prolly throw this in here to let you know what this "bass voice" is about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zfxZRBm3EY

[Tonkyhonk]

The Order of Obituary

[Tonkyhonk]

shameless bump for the next issue

The Order of Obituary
Current winners of the Order of Obituary are;
Vigilance (Sept 10th)
Tylan (Oct 1st)
pushedx (Oct 1st)
Ass_Kraken (Oct 24th)

(sorry to inform but "Anonymous" is not subject to receive the Order.)

[Jalpha]

On the blustery shores of a modest lake, forever drenched in murky twilight, a result of the towering pines all around, there was a town, nondescript... Peaceful.

It happened to be that on this day I was perusing a cookbook, salivating over the new recipes I beheld. Deep in concentration I had not noticed the approach of a party of natives, their numbers and the sounds of their movement concealed by the wind in the trees and the burbling of a nearby brook.

Startled from my reverie by the horrid screech and crash of the gate behind me giving way I spun, too late, they were upon me. Whirling wildly around me, their barbaric costumes a confusing swirl of hide and bared flesh punctuated brutally by sprays of my own blood.

I ran, or tried to, a gate ahead... Shut. I opened it and expired, one arm stretched forth towards life. An odd beam of light shone down, and my soul took its joyous flight, ecstatic to be freed from the bonds of life.

R.I.P. Jalpha
Missed by his only son.