Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

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Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby colesie » Sun Jan 13, 2013 7:55 am

So, recently I've begun paying the treaty in order to secure the safety of my base, and the friends who are in contact with me. This was going along perfectly fine but the hermit life is not something that an ex Dis dog can handle very well. I need to get the blood pumpin', dem kamberts!

So I contacted the Chief about becoming a ranger for the treaty. I had found a few places and I was wondering if they had indeed paid their treaty or not. With the Chief's approval I began placing signs around at these bases telling them that they'd have 24 hours to pay their treaty or they would be raided. Chief informed me that he was "busy rolling around in earthworms and silver" so I was free to enforce the treaty if it meant he got his share. This is fine with me.

And so it began
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24 hours later and the sign that I'd left is magically gone, but one of the members is inside!
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I originally said hello and offered him a dead deer that had been around his base, in hopes that this was just a huge misunderstanding.
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The perpetrator appeared to be AFK, so I stood for about a half an hour with the deer over my head hoping to speak with him.

After about 45 minutes of waiting I grew very tired and decided that it was indeed time to go inside. I'd seen him inside earlier before the timer was up and when I'd returned 2 hours later he was still in the same spot!
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He was read his rights and told the charges that were being placed against him
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I gave him another chance to respond
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Sadly he was still refusing to speak and so I was unable to work out a healthy compromise
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The Tribe supports this post and is waving any/all scents that are left while I am enforcing the treaty in their name. I regret the murder of the "seemingly" new player but the chests, smelters and fields said otherwise. RIP Non Treaty Rebel #1

More signs have been left and timers have been set, please pay your treaty in a crate beside said signpost in time.

Please be aware that I am doing this ranging specifically so that myself and my friends are not harmed due to forum politics.

I hope that in the future I have a real opponent to buttheads with :(
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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby jwhitehorn » Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:12 am

Greetings Filthy Squatters of Salem,

It is I, Judge PeePooKaKa
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Let the Trial of Jordan Coles vs. AFKs4Fun Begin

The Accusation

Jordan Coles accused AFKs4Fun of not making his Treaty Payment. He felt that it is not fair that he make his payment while others get to live in the lands and not make theirs.

The Plaintiff
Jordan Coles is an a citizen of the community who is in good standing with his Treaty payment. While it is true that he has recent acts of Mod Abuse on his record we are able to over-look this mark on his record for the purpose of this case.

The Defendant
AFKs4Fun was determined to be a squatter who is in violation of his Treaty Payment. He also has horrible fashion sense.

The Deliberation
Given that AFKs4Fun was delinquent and given every opportunity to pay his treaty this case is pretty simple. Also the fact that he destroyed Mr. Coles sign can be seen as an act of defiance.

The Verdict
In the case of Jordan Coles vs. AFKs4Fun I find AFKs4Fun GUILTY on:

(1) count of non treaty payment.
(1) count of vandalism to Mr. Coles Sign
(3) counts of AFKing for an hour


The sentence. Death By Coles.

I also sentence a percentage of his material belongings to go to Mr. Coles for his services in locating this Criminal and transporting the spoils, while another undisclosed percentage gets delivered to the Tribe for the lien on his failed treaty payment.

This court is now adjourned.

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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby Jalpha » Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:35 am

This is a sad day for liberty, a sad day indeed.


But lol @ that last picture.
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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby Gablak » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:23 am

omg what a turncoat.
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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby Mushibag » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:44 am

***** you ***** Coles, you ***** traitorous ***** scum ***** bag. *****.

Edit: fixed for darnokpl
Edit#2: Guy who died, if you see this, PM me your coords so I can come get Coles' scents.
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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby darnokpl » Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:49 am

Mushibag wrote:***** you Coles, you ***** traitorous scumbag.


You should use few times more "*****" in this long sentece then maybe someone would believe in that.
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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby jwhitehorn » Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:41 am

Mushibag wrote:***** you ***** Coles, you ***** traitorous ***** scum ***** bag. *****.

Edit: fixed for darnokpl
Edit#2: Guy who died, if you see this, PM me your coords so I can come get Coles' scents.


Coles Scent was authorized by the Tribe. Anybody who touches those scents and leaves one on his Treaty Paying Hermitage will be summon killed and murdered by the Tribe.

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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby staxjax » Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:54 am

I don't think he really cares.
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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby jwhitehorn » Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:57 am

staxjax wrote:I don't think he really cares.


You don't think who cares?

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Re: Coles, Ranger for the Treaty

Postby staxjax » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:03 am

jwhitehorn wrote:
Mushibag wrote:***** you ***** Coles, you ***** traitorous ***** scum ***** bag. *****.

Edit: fixed for darnokpl
Edit#2: Guy who died, if you see this, PM me your coords so I can come get Coles' scents.


Coles Scent was authorized by the Tribe. Anybody who touches those scents and leaves one on his Treaty Paying Hermitage will be summon killed and murdered by the Tribe.

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