Advice for Noobs (The Claeyt Game!)

Gather around ye nubs and nubbettes, for this thread will tell you all you need to know about Salem in a style no one can help but understand. Claeyt, the renowned King of the Carebears, will assist the community in guiding your little bottoms as your take your first steps in Salem and beyond!
The rules are simple. Using MS Paint, crayons, or other artistic media, show the community how to avoid common pitfalls to which the average noob may unwittingly fall prey. However, you must use Claeyt, portrayed as you see fit, to channel your message.
It should be emphasized that you should avoid focusing on Claeyt as the subject. The purpose of this is strictly to assist noobs with a picture-book style reference guide to avoid hazards in the game. However, for the sake of continuity and community involvement, I feel Claeyt would be an excellent subject for showing how to not do things. After all, who likes helping others like him?

The rules are simple. Using MS Paint, crayons, or other artistic media, show the community how to avoid common pitfalls to which the average noob may unwittingly fall prey. However, you must use Claeyt, portrayed as you see fit, to channel your message.
It should be emphasized that you should avoid focusing on Claeyt as the subject. The purpose of this is strictly to assist noobs with a picture-book style reference guide to avoid hazards in the game. However, for the sake of continuity and community involvement, I feel Claeyt would be an excellent subject for showing how to not do things. After all, who likes helping others like him?
