You know its going to be a good day in Salem when....

by **heckler_rider** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:20 pm

....you log on and you ae standing right next to an indian feather!

by **fox** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:38 pm

...bear been killed by poison of snake at you :mrgreen:

by **TotalyMoo** » Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:40 pm

...you find three new world gourds next to each other without even having scavenging on.

by **McWafflez** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:15 am

...you get KO'd and only lose hammer and nails.

by **ThePured** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:19 am

...your inventory is filled with smooth stones.

by **Tonkyhonk** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:57 am

...you can actually log in to play without any interference.

by **alloin** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:13 am

... my girlfriend could get a beta key

Nimmeth · by **staxjax** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:52 am

The wife locks herself in her room with all of the kids.

by **Qukatt** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:33 am

... Kids decide they're going to play nicely with each other today...

by **Ornery** » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:53 pm

... you find 3 savage charms and some old logs in an unclaimed camp while wandering.