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How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:50 am
by gustavohvg
1) Show her the game. :arrow: She will eventually check this forum and see kuku asking nudes from everyone

2) Play salem for a few hours per day in a weekend at the beach with her. :arrow: She will eventually hear laughing and having fun with guys and girls and won't like it

3) Use the salem channel on discord. She will eventually became somewhat traumatized by Hose very strange jokes. Then you must receive a message in discord by kuku and don't let her see it since is private.

P.S.: Dani you have stuff here and I won't bring to your house. Just ask someone to take the stuff for you. :D

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:57 am
by Hose
I hope the part with me making her traumatized is true... top kek story

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:00 am
by Ghoul
10/10 im praying this is real

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:15 am
by Taipion
Playing salem and having a girlfriend?!
Fake story for sure!
:lol: :P

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:17 am
by MaxPlanck
Salem is my girlfriend. She can't leave me. :twisted:

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:32 am
by gustavohvg
DUDES, SAD REACTIONS ONLYYYY

and yeah it's real

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:57 am
by Taipion
gustavohvg wrote:DUDES, SAD REACTIONS ONLYYYY

and yeah it's real


I'm sorry for your loss! :(

See it as a natural selection, if she wasn't tough enough and/or in love enough to take that, it is probably better this way.

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:12 am
by Ghoul
Taipion wrote:
gustavohvg wrote:DUDES, SAD REACTIONS ONLYYYY

and yeah it's real


I'm sorry for your loss! :(

See it as a natural selection, if she wasn't tough enough and/or in love enough to take that, it is probably better this way.


The only natural selection here was this goof playing salem at the beach instead of spending time with her, unless i've misunderstood and they both were playing at the beach (wtf either way)

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:01 am
by Nikixos
I also lost a girlfriend, salem was part of the reason but for the most part it was me being a jerk lmao, my current gf doesn't know i play this ***** :)

Re: How to loose your girlfriend Saleming in 3 basic steps

PostPosted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:23 am
by Ronch
My time in Salem has cost me my girlfriend, my car, my job and my home.
And I've only been playing for a little over a month so far.
...just kidding, I still have a home.