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John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:11 am
by MarpTarpton
John Carver has never read or watched Harry Potter and views it as his generation's version of adolescent entertainment that is beneath him, akin or Barney the talking dinosaur.

Discuss.

Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:16 am
by TheDuke86
MarpTarpton wrote:John Carver has never read or watched Harry Potter and views it as his generations version of adolescent entertainment that is beneath him, akin or Barney the talking dinosaur.

Discuss.


If my lord and savior see it as such, then it is now law!! Down with Harry Potter! May he burn in the enternal hellfire!

Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:20 am
by MarpTarpton
TheDuke86 wrote:
nonsense


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Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:32 am
by Sebthegrand
TheDuke86 wrote:
MarpTarpton wrote:John Carver has never read or watched Harry Potter and views it as his generations version of adolescent entertainment that is beneath him, akin or Barney the talking dinosaur.

Discuss.


If my lord and savior see it as such, then it is now law!! Down with Harry Potter! May he burn in the enternal hellfire!

Agreed. I have sinned, i have watched harry potter before. I will kill 20 non JC believers to make up for this

Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 4:42 am
by belgear
I am so distraught I don't even know how to process this information

Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:21 am
by Dallane
Number one Barney is a documentary on one of the last living dinosaurs.


Edit:

Dun worry JC bb I'm doing God's work in Discord


Dallane - Today at 10:25 PM
anyone actually like harry potter?
Dallane - Today at 10:26 PM
note: people who say yes will be banned
forever

Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:27 am
by Reviresco
I thought my opinion of JC couldn't get any higher, but I was wrong.

Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:37 am
by JohnCarver
It appears marp's plan has backfired and I am not alone.

I tried to explain to him that his generations fan-favorites like Dora the Explorer and Harry Potter are fictional featherweights compared to the epic masterpieces like Voltron and He-Man.

Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 5:57 am
by belgear
Harry Potter was my guiding light

Harry Potter
Salem
Dora the Explorer


that is how it is ranked in terms of influence and impact that it has had on my life

Cannot even believe this rn my world is crashing around me

Re: John Carver is a muggle

PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 6:06 am
by TheDuke86
JohnCarver wrote:It appears marp's plan has backfired and I am not alone.

I tried to explain to him that his generations fan-favorites like Dora the Explorer and Harry Potter are fictional featherweights compared to the epic masterpieces like Voltron and He-Man.



Lord God if I may, Harry Potter will be a timeless classic that people 30 years from now will enjoy. The first two films were a bit childish, but after the 2nd two films it takes a more adult turn. You compare them to the Barney and Dora the explorer generations, but in reality they are more like this gens Lord of the Rings. If you have not seen them you are truly punishing yourself:( Then again Lord God John Carver you are all wise and know best!