there are way to many to list for just five impressive moments, to many to list for a top 10 or even top 20 really, i easily lose sight of how boring it must be for the average player that does not dabble in conflict or who is allied with half the server thus has few viable targets. in any case i may be biased but i certainly would have included the month and a half long turd claim on my town by the kzerg as a "top battle" for example as between me trying to sneak in to bust the wall and the various folks there we skirmished in the field almost daily for over a month. sometimes they ran me off, sometimes i would get one down but he would be ransomed out by the others plus many other moments of hilarity as each side came up with some new annoyance to ***** with the other one and so on. funniest thing to me was that the top slot did not even produce much silver at the time so the while thing was just a giant pissing contest
but, both sides did get a unique couch for their efforts.
likewise several recent encounters such as the 5v5 (or whatever it was) at zodds town would be more notable than a lot of the crap you posted.
i have screenshots somewhere of standing over tom bombadil in the dirt. same one i have seen you trade with multiple times. if you recall you ran from me initially but then purely by chance i said something like "hey tom wait up" figuring you might start typing and be slowed down or stop to say you were not tom, but turns out you were a tom
anyway you stopped and got KOed.
the surgeon general stopped being levelled in any fashion by me since long before popham during a few month burnout phase that i was playing a UO emulator instead, have had numerous raider characters with a higher scalp score and double the stats (as that is now a requirement to raid basic **** since the jinglebombed patch) since..... before popham also
the walking aircraft carrier that can thrust for several hundred damage against an armored opponent is now my primary and has been since the day i made him a long time ago, not that it really matters since it is simply not possible to defeat me even if that character were also to be killed, i simply have to many fighters, holdings, resources and experience to utilize and am spread to wide to ever be beaten, the only thing that can "defeat" me in salem is crappy mechanics leading to apathy or a wipe which would just see me being content having won every server i played and finding a new group of tards to conquer.
i may get zerged 2 - 3 times a year and a big forum production made of it because it is me (which alone speaks volumes, particularly since it is always at least 4 or 5 vs 1, **** that would not have even been worthy of talking about for most people) yet the continued 20+ to 1 kill ratio of equal or higher value characters i have maintained against enemy factions when to date i have not had a wingman across multiple servers/years of play and have tangled with up to 18 or so people at once on a few occasions tells me i must be pretty competent. maybe you forgot who destroyed your home servers top power faction in under two months after starting there from scratch to the point alloin was about to suicide his main character so that i would not get to kill him (had scents, but it was pre tbc so they lasted months yet i had to raid him to use them and had just placed the TBF) but instead he agreed to surrender and end hostilities by giving me some of his gear, a bunch of purity humus and a swordspam handshake (that you were witness to)
anyway point is your list is retarded, not to waste my time on the wave of fake news swirling out of the rectal hole in the middle of your face.