gorniksam wrote:Lets fight 1vs1 in Docks Event about that title
Darwoth wrote:gorniksam wrote:Lets fight 1vs1 in Docks Event about that title
well i offered you that for the primus of the grand darwothian gladiatorial games and you just ignored me. now in order to regain my favor and attention it is slightly more complicated. you must now request my attention by writing a book called "an appeal to the snake king". it will say......
Darwoth: the righteous and the wrathful, the master of the universe.
Darworth: son of plymouth, lord of jamestown, contender of roanoke,
Darwat: king of providence, god of warlocks, bringer of livestock, bringer of the bloody moon
Darwothageddon: conductor of chaos and primordial force of nature.
i, kuku hail to thee my superior in all things, in desperate search of your instruction so that i may become more like you.
i, kuku wish to learn the wisdom of your art by sacrificing my false pride to swift defeat at your noble and righteous hands, hands rippling with pixelated strength and skill that has never and shall never be matched by any other internet warrior. i humbly call out to ye oh supreme darwoth pvp god of salem so that i may beg your instruction and learn from your well of endless tactics, please teach me and indeed all of us mere kukortals a better path. the path to individual glory instead of collective irrelevance"
once this book sells 333 copies on the book vendor you will then place a copy of this book in a basket with 3 candles that have 3 charges left and carry it to the magical volcano (from where it is rumored the legendary darwoth was born into the world of providence) every day for seven days.
and then EACH day after you place your devotional darwoth offering upon the sacred soil of the volcano of darwoth you must then watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETTsJggQl3I
if you follow the above ritual properly you may incite a response from the pvp god of salem.
Lihz wrote:Was it to much trouble just writing "No, i'm scared"?
Lihz wrote:Was it to much trouble just writing "No, i'm scared"?
TotalyMeow wrote: Claeyt's perspective of Salem and what it's about is very different from the devs and in many cases is completely the opposite of what we believe.
Darwoth wrote:it is pretty easy to make lots of books pretty quick, just ask dallane!
TotalyMeow wrote: Claeyt's perspective of Salem and what it's about is very different from the devs and in many cases is completely the opposite of what we believe.
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