So... Dev's, what about those Animals?

[Ghoul]

All I'm hearing is "The actual devs are MIA with their returns TBA so its up to you, the players, to implement new mechanics!"

[Dallane]

All I'm hearing is "The actual devs are MIA with their returns TBA so its up to you, the players, to implement new mechanics!"

Stop being lazy ***** wanting things handed to you.

[Reviresco]

And what do you say to new players who didn't understand what popham was/didn't have the opportunity to play on popham? Is this game solely for the experienced/veterans?

[Ghoul]

And what do you say to new players who didn't understand what popham was/didn't have the opportunity to play on popham? Is this game solely for the experienced/veterans?

Trading to distribute animals was a really cool idea until the devs implemented the "Allow Darwoth to Cuck Providence" mechanic

[Goodman12]

rand a guy that has a char with 5000 in each bile and 23 chars with +1500 in each bile? not even if the whole server teamed up with each other it would be possible.

How can one person be this stupid?

No, we never said that we'd give you another way to get animals. John has said in the past that MAYBE we would sell them in the shop if no one managed to get them to Providence, but then we just decided that if none of you wanted to bother with the ark, we'd give animals to the winning witch, problem solved

I have mixed opinions on this.
Firstly I think that it is completely stupid on the devs behalf to even allow one player to control an entire mechanic.
Though in this particular situation I somewhat support it because:
1) Animals seems to be another addition to the "chore list" in my opinion and def not worth the effort. (of course I do not own animals but based on my observations there is only one factor that could possibly make animals worth it, to me at least)
2) The community was given 1 year+ to build an ark and during this period multiple warnings therefore, you all deserve to suffer the consequences of your actions.
3) Even if animals were distributed and turned out to be useful. Animals = higher bile limit=gives the care-bears a bigger milestone(bile wise) and that's about it.

you can get off your asses and go raid him, steal his animals, and spread them all over the server.

It is completely hypocritical of you to actually make a statement like this considering the current state of the raiding system and the game on a whole.
Can't say I'm not surprised that you ,of all the devs is the one to post such a silly statement though.

[TotalyMeow]

Frankly Tmeow I don't want to hear from you anymore. You're wrong more than you're right about stuff lately and we need to hear from JC and Marp on this. Why aren't they here anymore?

John and Marp are DEAD they're locked in my basement. lol

[saltmummy]

Someone plz find the thread where heff was claiming to be a total badass at raiding.

You mean all of them? I'd do that, but the links alone would probably exceed the character limit.

I find the fact that darwoth is selling castrated animals absolutely hilarious.

[Darwoth]

JC said he "might" provide another way for animals "eventually", that if he did it would be months before he did so and it would be difficult. then he made the ark that you were all to incompetent to do anything with for a year.

he also said for the first year of the expedition that ONLY the winning witch would get animals and that it would be at their discretion whether anyone else got any or not.


all of you, (the folks who lost) are entitled to absolutely nothing and if/when your 2 year bout of collective whining over popham comes to a close if you do get rewarded with livestock that you do not deserve it will only be a matter of time before you are whining about me destroying your town for participating in a ***** thread such as this wanting something for nothing like usual.

and then there is the whole next expedition and all the amusing threads that will generate

[Darwoth]

also meat and other animal products will now be 10% more expensive thanks to claeyt making this thread.

[MaxPlanck]

also meat and other animal products will now be 10% more expensive thanks to claeyt making this thread.

But wouldn't that make Claeyt post even more **** about this? Might aswell make it 50% more expensive just to piss him off more.