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How much does a gf cost?

Girlfriends are like boats. Even if you manage to acquire the scratch to "get into" a decent model, it won't be long before you can't afford the maintenance. You realize that the occasional pleasure cruise isn't worth the time, money, or effort even if you could afford it.

It makes me think of Darwoth - a man alone and far off in fields of Popham among the (com)pliant herds of sheep that he carefully developed and conditioned to satisfy all of his personal needs. That guy knows his ****!

Good Luck, and stay erect my friend!

Champie wrote:Girlfriends are like boats. Even if you manage to acquire the scratch to "get into" a decent model, it won't be long before you can't afford the maintenance. You realize that the occasional pleasure cruise isn't worth the time, money, or effort even if you could afford it.

It makes me think of Darwoth - a man alone and far off in fields of Popham among the (com)pliant herds of sheep that he carefully developed and conditioned to satisfy all of his personal needs. That guy knows his ****!

Good Luck, and stay erect my friend!

Ain't got no time to read all that boi

Champie wrote:Girlfriends are like boats. Even if you manage to acquire the scratch to "get into" a decent model, it won't be long before you can't afford the maintenance. You realize that the occasional pleasure cruise isn't worth the time, money, or effort even if you could afford it.

It makes me think of Darwoth - a man alone and far off in fields of Popham among the (com)pliant herds of sheep that he carefully developed and conditioned to satisfy all of his personal needs. That guy knows his ****!

Good Luck, and stay erect my friend!

what did i just read

I've heard theres a religion who gives you plenty of women in the after-life if only you do some heroic deeds.

Judaism wrote:I've heard theres a religion who gives you plenty of women in the after-life if only you do some heroic deeds.

Darwoth wrote:

It's a reference to runescape xD