Lookin' for a rapper, yo!

[Hose]

African American Friends please help me! I am looking for a good rapper to help a fellow black comrade out!
You will have to spit some sick bars and some supa hot!
Things you need:
- black skin tone
- deep voice
- hood accent
- must be mates with mah boi hacktmniglet
- must have a kid you abandoned
- must be good at the pull-out game
and you gotta be from da hood
I hope i can find some fellow african american friends to help me!
Sincerely,
Tyrone "big boi"

[Heffernan]

so arent you basically a Wigger? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger)

[Hose]

so arent you basically a Wigger? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger)

I'm a chigga! Don't even try to ***** with me or one of mah bois or we will roll up in that maserati and you'll regret it!!

[Heffernan]

so arent you basically a Wigger? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger)

I'm a chigga! Don't even try to ***** with me or one of mah bois or we will roll up in that maserati and you'll regret it!!

if you are chinese can you even look over the steering wheel?

[Hose]

so arent you basically a Wigger? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger)

I'm a chigga! Don't even try to ***** with me or one of mah bois or we will roll up in that maserati and you'll regret it!!

if you are chinese can you even look over the steering wheel?

Can you even go past little kids without getting a *****?
Ok back to da topic boiiis!

[Dallane]

First of all I'm not a rapper.

I broke up with my ex girl, here's her numba....

SYKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBA!!!!

[Heffernan]

First of all I'm not a rapper.

I broke up with my ex girl, here's her numba....

SYKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBA!!!!

when Dallanes Girls pick up the phone

[Dallane]

First of all I'm not a rapper.

I broke up with my ex girl, here's her numba....

SYKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBA!!!!

when Dallanes Girls pick up the phone

You get that pic from your child rape chamber?

Sweet dolla tea from mcdonalds, I drink that

Super hot fire, I spit that

Two and a half men, I watch that

I'm not a rapper. check me out

Glasses jacket shirt

Call me glasses jacket shirt man

Or call me super hot boi 100 degrees leather jacket cause I'm super hot boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I'm not a rapper, super hot, not a rapper.

[Heffernan]

[Dallane]

About as retarded as a dude photoshoping himself into startrek.

Boom

Bam

Boop

Bada boop boom

POW



I'm not a rapper.