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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby Qiresea » Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:13 pm

Taipion wrote:Might be not intended, might take it as a bug report, but last time I had a bat spawn I was digging a tunnel and dropped the bould leaving no space, so when the bat detached from my char the bat spawned about 10 tiles away unable to reach me, as that was the nearest spot not occupied by boulders. :D


awesome :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby jakhollin » Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:15 pm

I have had this occur before as well. I was able to stomp him through the wall and then mine may way to him to retrieve his poor bugged body.
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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby Reviresco » Mon Jun 27, 2016 9:46 pm

You guys suck. I bought the premium Salem DLC three days ago and beat the Dungeon of the Bat Lords already.

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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby Taipion » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:13 pm

Reviresco wrote:You guys suck. I bought the premium Salem DLC three days ago and beat the Dungeon of the Bat Lords already.

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Explanation:

- loot pinata: miner char that KOed instantly with the minedown to that level

- guy with halberd: combat/hunter char that killed that bats

:D :D :D
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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby Reviresco » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:25 pm

Taipion wrote:Explanation:

- loot pinata: miner char that KOed instantly with the minedown to that level

- guy with halberd: combat/hunter char that killed that bats

:D :D :D


Nah, dude, that was the treasure hoard of Squeakrog the Mithrilfang.

I'm currently making my way through Tomb of the Marpish King, but it's waaaaaaaay harder. :|
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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby Reviresco » Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:56 am

Within the hoard of Squeakrog the Mythrilfang, I found a great many treasures which were surely lost to the light of the Sun for centuries, but perhaps the most mysterious of all was a tattered parchment upon which a map had been scrawled.

On the reverse of the parchment were strange, indecipherable runic symbols. I fully understand if none believe me--I would not believe myself had I any choice--but in my flickering torchlight, I swear by any god who will hear me that the runes morphed at a gelid pace into what I can only call a very desperate-looking English.

Free me.

Free me.

Carver was my name in life

Imprisoned

Imprisoned for eons by the Marpish King

My faithful bat familiar, Squeakrog, I did send forth to warn any who will heed

But The Marpish King Did Summon the Blood Moon with His Fel Magics

To Twist Squeakrog's Mind to Lust Only for Blood and Treasure

Help me

May this map somehow find able hands and stout hearts

Hard as stone. Hard as a rock, the Marpish King

Yet you must face him.

TO FREE ME


I studied the map carefully...memorizing every detail...as it seemed it would disintegrate by the fluttering of hummingbird wings. I looked over at the broken body of Squeakrog with a newfound pity.

I set forth. Days, weeks stretched into months.

Before I found it.

Bizarre architecture....soaring columns...bulging twin spheroids....

I have found it....

I drew my trusty sword. The warnings, "hard as stone," "hard as a rock" echoed in my mind. I donned my mining suit and pickaxe as well.

The Marpish King...I have come for you...I shall free the one known as Carver...from your stony grasp.

I hove my steel pickaxe over my head...preparing to deliver a mighty blow against the immense stone slab sealing the Tomb of the Marpish King.

As I did so...the slab began to move...impossibly gliding aside over craggy earth....

Perhaps it is a good omen...

Perhaps it is aid from the spirit of Carver...

Yes...

That must be it...I shall free you...from the clutches of the Marpish King....

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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby Darwoth » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:48 am

one day dallane and i are going to create the "forum warrior" faction where we wipe out message board tards in game.
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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby Dallane » Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:11 am

Darwoth wrote:one day dallane and i are going to create the "forum warrior" faction where we wipe out message board tards in game.


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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby Thor » Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:13 am

Make Salem great again folks!
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Re: Your bats are dumb.

Postby rustles » Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:54 am

Click faster, fam.
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