Sex guy - Jimmy the Diddler
Hair guy - Alfonzo
Captain Percival S. Penniless
Mayor - Samson Solomon
To me, it' not the names that are as important as the back-story. You see, Jimmy and Alfonzo are brothers who, along with Captain Penniless, are plotting for the downfall of Mother England by supplying her colonies with an offensively large quantity of the most belligerent, obnoxious, drama-mongering souls they can rake in off the street and trap aboard their vessel. Jimmy is also planning to ship Alfonzo to the Americas as well due to speculation that Alfonzo had been involved with Jimmy's former love, the yet-to-be-seen character Beatrice, Mayor Solomon's daughter! BUT, unbeknownst to Jimmy, though apparent to anyone who has spoken with the green-haired Adonis, Alfonzo's tastes are anything but the norm, and his interest in Beatrice, or any other woman, has been nonexistent. Further, Solomon himself is a witch, controlling hi automaton guides to scatter the souls of Boston to the wind under the guise of spreading civilization. In reality, he is only drawing them further apart, separating them to cause strife and distrust, peaking their curiosity in the darkness and things that ought not be sought out.
Will Alfonzo be shoved onto the next ship to Boston, giving locals a means of switching their do? Will the female NPC Beatrice come out of the dry coffers of one of the many inaccessible buildings? Will Mayor Solomon show the people of Salem his true colors to provide some kind of end-game and story-based fervor?
Probably not.